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"Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)" Videos
Lyrics
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind
Wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a dime
He finds the one he likes and they cut him quite a deal
A two carat solitaire but neither one's real
Picks up the pay phone, puts it to his ear
Calls his chick, collect and says, "Get over here"
When he shows his girlfriend, she can't believe her eyes
She never thought she'd ever really get one that size
He tries to think of somethin' when she asked him "where'd you get it?"
Down at diffie's pawn but he never will admit it
He tries to change the subject, "Forget the wedding list
Let's head on out to Vegas and get it over with"
Flaws and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how much he spent
Nothin' else shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Just outside of Vegas, the truck gets a flat
She says, "We woulda made it if you weren't so doggone fat"
They try to hitch a ride from some hippies in a van
To a ratty little motel called 'The S and M grand'
Puts on her little nightie, gives him a little wink
Ring slips off her finger, down the bathroom sink
She starts to call a plumber, he begins to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I think I can get it out"
Fishes out the ring in a big ball of hair
Slips it on her finger as he pats her derriere
Thinkin' to himself, "It's a lucky thing
A plumber woulda cost me much more than that ring"
Flaws and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how much he spent
Nothin' else shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Flaws and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how much I spent
Nothin' else shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Wonder what it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Don't tell him what it's worth, third rock from her thumb
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- Funny Man 2008
- Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.) 2008
- Goodbye Squirrel 2007
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer 2007
- Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch 2007
- Indian In-Laws 2007
- A Night I Can't Remember 2007
- 270 Somethin' 2007
- 1/2 2007
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie) 2006
- First Redneck On The Internet 2006
- Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter) 2006
- Gone Funky (Parody 'Gone Country' - Alan Jackson) 2006
- Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band) 2006
- Riding With Inmate Jerome 2007
- Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily 2007
- Coronary Life 2007
- Man Of Constant Borrow 2007
- Cledus Went Down To Florida 2008
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.) 2008
- Breath 2008
- (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles 2008
- One Jack Off 2007
- Willie's Got A Big Deck 2007
- Wife Naggin' 2007
- Where the Grass Don't Grow 2007
- The Grundy County Spitting Incident 2007
- Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent 2007
- Stinkin' Problem 2007
- Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer 2007
- Starkissed 2008
- She's Inflatable 2007
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- Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas 2007
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214 songs
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- Trailer Park Woman 2007
- Please Take The Girl 2007
- Trailer Park Woman 2007
- How Do You Milk a Cow 2007
- My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy 2007
- Shade Tree Mechanic 2007
- My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy 2007
- Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident 2008
- Don't Mess With America 2007
- Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band) 2006
- How Do You Milk a Cow 2007
- Don't Mess With America 2007
- She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (Parody 'Bigger Than The Beatles' - Joe Diffie) 2006
- I Love Nascar 2007
- Every Light In The House Is Blown 2007
- Motel Californie 2007
- Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football 2007
- Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football 2007
- Bake Me A Country Ham 2007
- Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident 2008
- Shade Tree Mechanic 2007
- We Own The World 2007
- Motel Californie 2007
- It's A Great Day To Be A Guy 2008
- Mindy McCready 2007
- Plowboy 2007
- Every Light In The House Is Blown 2007
- If Shania Was Mine 2008
- I Love Nascar 2007
- Hell No 2007
- Jackson (Alan That Is) 2007
- Where's Your Mommy? 2007
- Breath (Parody 'Breathe' - Faith Hill) 2006
- Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery) 2006
- If Shania Was Mine (Parody 'Any Man Of Mine' - Shania Twain) 2006
- Katie Bar The Door 2007
- Swingin' 2007
- Goron Is Gay 2008
- What the xxxx Did You Say 2007
- Refried Beans 2007
- Tree's On Fire 2007
- Plowboy 2007
- Martie, Emily & Natalie 2007
- Goron Is Gay 2008
- If Shania Was Mine (Parody 'Any Man Of Mine' - Shania Twain) 2006
- Breath (Parody 'Breathe' - Faith Hill) 2006
- Please Take The Girl 2007
- If Shania Was Mine 2008
- I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight 2007
- Hankenstein 2007
- You Have No Right To Remain Violent 2007
- Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track) 2007
- Let's Shoot Dove 2007
- Quit Teasin' Me Ed 2007
- Hillbilly Honeymoon 2007
- 1-900-Sheila 2007
- It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt) 2006
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody 'Girls Do It All The Time' - Mindy McCready) 2006
- Gin And Juice 2007
- Cadirac Style 2007
- What the *$@# Did You Say 2008
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.) 2008
- Christ-Mas 2007
- Natalie 2008
- Is Funny 2008
- Cledus' Christmas Ball 2007
- Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin' 2007
- The Change 2007
- Cledus Busted! 2008
- Cledus the Karaoke King 2007
- Did I Shave My Back for This? 2008
- Don't Serve Beans 2007
- Funny Man 2008
- Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.) 2008
- Goodbye Squirrel 2007
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer 2007
- Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch 2007
- Indian In-Laws 2007
- A Night I Can't Remember 2007
- 270 Somethin' 2007
- 1/2 2007
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie) 2006
- First Redneck On The Internet 2006
- Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter) 2006
- Gone Funky (Parody 'Gone Country' - Alan Jackson) 2006
- Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band) 2006
- Riding With Inmate Jerome 2007
- Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily 2007
- Coronary Life 2007
- Man Of Constant Borrow 2007
- Cledus Went Down To Florida 2008
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.) 2008
- Breath 2008
- (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles 2008
- Hip Hop and Honky Tonk 2007
- I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop 2007
- I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) 2007
- If George Strait Starts Dancin' 2007
- In Another Size 2007
- Just Another Day In Parodies 2007
- Leave You Laughin' 2007
- Let's Burn One 2007
- Livin' Like John Travolta 2007
- Martie, Emily & Natalie 2007
- Mindy McCready 2007
- Momma's Boy 2008
- More Beaver 2007
- My Crowd 2007
- My Voice 2007
- New Car 2007
- One Jack Off 2007
- Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas 2007
- Paycheck Woman 2007
- Psychic to the Stars 2007
- Record Deal 2008
- Santa Claus Is Watchin' You 2007
- Shania I'm Broke 2007
- She's Inflatable 2007
- Starkissed 2008
- Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer 2007
- Stinkin' Problem 2007
- Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent 2007
- The Grundy County Spitting Incident 2007
- Where the Grass Don't Grow 2007
- Wife Naggin' 2007
- Willie's Got A Big Deck 2007
- Katie Bar The Door 2007
- Jackson (Alan That Is) 2007
- Indian In-Laws 2007
- Man Of Constant Borrow 2007
- My Crowd 2007
- She's Inflatable 2007
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.) 2008
- What the *$@# Did You Say 2008
- Willie's Got A Big Deck 2007
- Swingin' 2007
- Shania I'm Broke 2007
- Riding With Inmate Jerome 2007
- Psychic to the Stars 2007
- It's A Great Day To Be A Guy 2008
- Goodbye Squirrel 2007
- Hip Hop and Honky Tonk 2007
- Bake Me A Country Ham 2007
- I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight 2007
- You Have No Right To Remain Violent 2007
- Wife Naggin' 2007
- Where the Grass Don't Grow 2007
- Where's Your Mommy? 2007
- What the xxxx Did You Say 2007
- We Own The World 2007
- Tree's On Fire 2007
- Natalie 2008
- Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.) 2008
- Cledus Went Down To Florida 2008
- (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles 2008
- Cledus Busted! 2008
- Did I Shave My Back for This? 2008
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.) 2008
- Momma's Boy 2008
- Record Deal 2008
- Breath 2008
- Cadirac Style 2007
- Christ-Mas 2007
- Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin' 2007
- Cledus the Karaoke King 2007
- Cledus' Christmas Ball 2007
- Coronary Life 2007
- Don't Serve Beans 2007
- Funny Man 2008
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer 2007
- Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track) 2007
- Hankenstein 2007
- Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch 2007
- Hell No 2007
- Hillbilly Honeymoon 2007
- I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop 2007
- I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) 2007
- If George Strait Starts Dancin' 2007
- In Another Size 2007
- Is Funny 2008
- Just Another Day In Parodies 2007
- Leave You Laughin' 2007
- Let's Burn One 2007
- Let's Shoot Dove 2007
- Livin' Like John Travolta 2007
- Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily 2007
- More Beaver 2007
- My Voice 2007
- New Car 2007
- One Jack Off 2007
- Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas 2007
- Paycheck Woman 2007
- Quit Teasin' Me Ed 2007
- Refried Beans 2007
- Santa Claus Is Watchin' You 2007
- Starkissed 2008
- Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer 2007
- Stinkin' Problem 2007
- Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent 2007
- The Change 2007
- The Grundy County Spitting Incident 2007
- Gone Funky (Parody 'Gone Country' - Alan Jackson) 2006
- She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (Parody 'Bigger Than The Beatles' - Joe Diffie) 2006
- Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery) 2006
- Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter) 2006
- First Redneck On The Internet 2006
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie) 2006
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody 'Girls Do It All The Time' - Mindy McCready) 2006
- It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt) 2006
- 1-900-Sheila 2007
- 1/2 2007
- 270 Somethin' 2007
- A Night I Can't Remember 2007
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