Where's Your Mommy?

Go to sleep little baby
Before the boogie man gets you
And when you awake we'll pat a little cake
And ride the pretty little pony

Shh, uhu, it's okay, ah, you so cute
You little wookie, wookie, wookie, wookie
Was it my singin'? You look just like your daddy

Who's your daddy? No, I'm just kiddin'
I love you so very much, you want
Uh, come here to me, ooh

Sho, I think it's time for you to change your little bitty diaper
That little boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie
I love you so much but I wish you just quit crying

Well I'm sittin' here rockin' our cute little baby
Tell me why won't you just stop cryin'?
My little souvenir from Dollywood last Valentine's

Yeah, I burped you twice sounded good
Did everything a father should
Read Barney and nursery rhymes
I guess your mama needs
A girl's night out every once in a while

I put on a brand new diaper, baby
Huh, huh, don't you wet it
Everything was going just fine
Till's you threw up on me when I fed ya

Where's your mommy? I'm going crazy
Call up a buddy, I need a friend
'Cause I'm a new dad who don't know what to do
When a tummy starts to rumblin'

Your diaper's droopin', you won't stop poopin'
Now I 'bout stood all I can stand
Where's your mommy, little baby?
You got a dummy for a dad

Shh, come on what is wrong with you?
Your tummy, tummy, tummy, hurt you
Little pookie, pookie, pookie, pookie
Quit cryin' please

Well, you're still up past your bedtime, baby
Huh, huh, ain't ya? Now I 'bout had it
I never knew what your momma went through
But I do now and I know uh, I'm no good at it

Where's your mommy? I'm going crazy
How'd you get muddy? Where have you been?
It's that dang doggie door that you keep crawlin' through
I'll have to nail that thing shut again

You sure are screamin', you must be teethin'
I want your bottle, I burned my hand
Where's your mommy, little baby?
You got a dummy for a dad

Here comes your mommy, little baby
And your daddy sure is glad