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"Motel Californie" Videos
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Yeah
Alright
Way to go
Ooooooh
Ooooooooh
Way to Go, Yeah!
alright....
On a dark country highway,
in my candy-apple corvr
a strong smell of colidas
made me change underwear.
Up ahead in the distance,
I saw a sickening sight
my tank near empty
and the lights is dim
reckon' I'd stop for the night.
Ths sign out front said vacancy
so, I punched the bell.
Dog mess everywhere I stepped
Holy cow, Oh my God what a smell.
So she fired up a lantern,
and she showed me her face.
false teeth and an old fruit jar.
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Motel Californie!
such an ugly place (such an ugly place)
filled with toxic waste!
Aint that much room at the Motel Californie
Man this place is weird (man this place is weird)
Gosh I'm really scared!
the fossits were pricefestered
scorched my contact lens
hot set cold and the cold set hot
it burned the hair off my shin.
My room resembled a scrapyard
from a busted up TV set.
Rain was blowin throught my windows,
now my bed's soakin wet!
So I called up room service,
for a cheeseburger and fries,
that thing tasted like It'd been cooked
back in 1969!
You could my gas exploding from far away,
woke up the clerk in the middle of the night,
I swore I heard her say.....
Have you enjoyed your stay at the Motel Californie?
Oh, I aint feelin well (I aint feelin well)
cause the room sure smells.
She said we give it our best at the motel Californie.
Surley you got some rest (hope you got some rest)
hell, I've froze to death
Staligtites from the ceiling
thermostat covered in ice.
And I pray, God I long for a holiday inn,
or a Motel 6 would be nice!
Went to the old maid's chambers
for a clean change of sheets.
Somebody stabbed her with an old buck knife,
she was cold dead and desceaced HAHAHA!
Last thing I remember,
I busted down my room door.
feeling nauceous as my stomach churned
from the scene I just seen before.
Took some X-LAX from the night stand,
here on the toilet I sat.
As soon as I get my big butt from here,
I'm gonna call up Tom Beaudat!
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Singles
107 songs
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- My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy 2007
- How Do You Milk a Cow 2007
- Don't Mess With America 2007
- She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (Parody 'Bigger Than The Beatles' - Joe Diffie) 2006
- I Love Nascar 2007
- Every Light In The House Is Blown 2007
- Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football 2007
- Bake Me A Country Ham 2007
- Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident 2008
- Shade Tree Mechanic 2007
- We Own The World 2007
- Motel Californie 2007
- It's A Great Day To Be A Guy 2008
- Hell No 2007
- Jackson (Alan That Is) 2007
- Where's Your Mommy? 2007
- Breath (Parody 'Breathe' - Faith Hill) 2006
- Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery) 2006
- If Shania Was Mine (Parody 'Any Man Of Mine' - Shania Twain) 2006
- Katie Bar The Door 2007
- Swingin' 2007
- Goron Is Gay 2008
- What the xxxx Did You Say 2007
- Refried Beans 2007
- Tree's On Fire 2007
- Plowboy 2007
- Please Take The Girl 2007
- If Shania Was Mine 2008
- I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight 2007
- Hankenstein 2007
- You Have No Right To Remain Violent 2007
- Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track) 2007
- Let's Shoot Dove 2007
- Quit Teasin' Me Ed 2007
- Hillbilly Honeymoon 2007
- 1-900-Sheila 2007
- It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt) 2006
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody 'Girls Do It All The Time' - Mindy McCready) 2006
- Gin And Juice 2007
- Cadirac Style 2007
- What the *$@# Did You Say 2008
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.) 2008
- Christ-Mas 2007
- Natalie 2008
- Is Funny 2008
- Cledus' Christmas Ball 2007
- Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin' 2007
- The Change 2007
- Cledus Busted! 2008
- Cledus the Karaoke King 2007
- Did I Shave My Back for This? 2008
- Don't Serve Beans 2007
- Funny Man 2008
- Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.) 2008
- Goodbye Squirrel 2007
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer 2007
- Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch 2007
- Indian In-Laws 2007
- A Night I Can't Remember 2007
- 270 Somethin' 2007
- 1/2 2007
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie) 2006
- First Redneck On The Internet 2006
- Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter) 2006
- Gone Funky (Parody 'Gone Country' - Alan Jackson) 2006
- Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band) 2006
- Riding With Inmate Jerome 2007
- Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily 2007
- Coronary Life 2007
- Man Of Constant Borrow 2007
- Cledus Went Down To Florida 2008
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.) 2008
- Breath 2008
- (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles 2008
- One Jack Off 2007
- Willie's Got A Big Deck 2007
- Wife Naggin' 2007
- Where the Grass Don't Grow 2007
- The Grundy County Spitting Incident 2007
- Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent 2007
- Stinkin' Problem 2007
- Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer 2007
- Starkissed 2008
- She's Inflatable 2007
- Shania I'm Broke 2007
- Santa Claus Is Watchin' You 2007
- Record Deal 2008
- Psychic to the Stars 2007
- Paycheck Woman 2007
- Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas 2007
- Hip Hop and Honky Tonk 2007
- New Car 2007
- My Voice 2007
- My Crowd 2007
- More Beaver 2007
- Momma's Boy 2008
- Mindy McCready 2007
- Martie, Emily & Natalie 2007
- Livin' Like John Travolta 2007
- Let's Burn One 2007
- Leave You Laughin' 2007
- Just Another Day In Parodies 2007
- In Another Size 2007
- If George Strait Starts Dancin' 2007
- I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) 2007
- I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop 2007
Singles
214 songs
- Gin And Juice 2007
- Trailer Park Woman 2007
- Please Take The Girl 2007
- Trailer Park Woman 2007
- How Do You Milk a Cow 2007
- My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy 2007
- Shade Tree Mechanic 2007
- My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy 2007
- Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident 2008
- Don't Mess With America 2007
- Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band) 2006
- How Do You Milk a Cow 2007
- Don't Mess With America 2007
- She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (Parody 'Bigger Than The Beatles' - Joe Diffie) 2006
- I Love Nascar 2007
- Every Light In The House Is Blown 2007
- Motel Californie 2007
- Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football 2007
- Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football 2007
- Bake Me A Country Ham 2007
- Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident 2008
- Shade Tree Mechanic 2007
- We Own The World 2007
- Motel Californie 2007
- It's A Great Day To Be A Guy 2008
- Mindy McCready 2007
- Plowboy 2007
- Every Light In The House Is Blown 2007
- If Shania Was Mine 2008
- I Love Nascar 2007
- Hell No 2007
- Jackson (Alan That Is) 2007
- Where's Your Mommy? 2007
- Breath (Parody 'Breathe' - Faith Hill) 2006
- Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery) 2006
- If Shania Was Mine (Parody 'Any Man Of Mine' - Shania Twain) 2006
- Katie Bar The Door 2007
- Swingin' 2007
- Goron Is Gay 2008
- What the xxxx Did You Say 2007
- Refried Beans 2007
- Tree's On Fire 2007
- Plowboy 2007
- Martie, Emily & Natalie 2007
- Goron Is Gay 2008
- If Shania Was Mine (Parody 'Any Man Of Mine' - Shania Twain) 2006
- Breath (Parody 'Breathe' - Faith Hill) 2006
- Please Take The Girl 2007
- If Shania Was Mine 2008
- I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight 2007
- Hankenstein 2007
- You Have No Right To Remain Violent 2007
- Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track) 2007
- Let's Shoot Dove 2007
- Quit Teasin' Me Ed 2007
- Hillbilly Honeymoon 2007
- 1-900-Sheila 2007
- It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt) 2006
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody 'Girls Do It All The Time' - Mindy McCready) 2006
- Gin And Juice 2007
- Cadirac Style 2007
- What the *$@# Did You Say 2008
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.) 2008
- Christ-Mas 2007
- Natalie 2008
- Is Funny 2008
- Cledus' Christmas Ball 2007
- Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin' 2007
- The Change 2007
- Cledus Busted! 2008
- Cledus the Karaoke King 2007
- Did I Shave My Back for This? 2008
- Don't Serve Beans 2007
- Funny Man 2008
- Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.) 2008
- Goodbye Squirrel 2007
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer 2007
- Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch 2007
- Indian In-Laws 2007
- A Night I Can't Remember 2007
- 270 Somethin' 2007
- 1/2 2007
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie) 2006
- First Redneck On The Internet 2006
- Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter) 2006
- Gone Funky (Parody 'Gone Country' - Alan Jackson) 2006
- Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band) 2006
- Riding With Inmate Jerome 2007
- Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily 2007
- Coronary Life 2007
- Man Of Constant Borrow 2007
- Cledus Went Down To Florida 2008
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.) 2008
- Breath 2008
- (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles 2008
- Hip Hop and Honky Tonk 2007
- I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop 2007
- I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) 2007
- If George Strait Starts Dancin' 2007
- In Another Size 2007
- Just Another Day In Parodies 2007
- Leave You Laughin' 2007
- Let's Burn One 2007
- Livin' Like John Travolta 2007
- Martie, Emily & Natalie 2007
- Mindy McCready 2007
- Momma's Boy 2008
- More Beaver 2007
- My Crowd 2007
- My Voice 2007
- New Car 2007
- One Jack Off 2007
- Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas 2007
- Paycheck Woman 2007
- Psychic to the Stars 2007
- Record Deal 2008
- Santa Claus Is Watchin' You 2007
- Shania I'm Broke 2007
- She's Inflatable 2007
- Starkissed 2008
- Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer 2007
- Stinkin' Problem 2007
- Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent 2007
- The Grundy County Spitting Incident 2007
- Where the Grass Don't Grow 2007
- Wife Naggin' 2007
- Willie's Got A Big Deck 2007
- Katie Bar The Door 2007
- Jackson (Alan That Is) 2007
- Indian In-Laws 2007
- Man Of Constant Borrow 2007
- My Crowd 2007
- She's Inflatable 2007
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.) 2008
- What the *$@# Did You Say 2008
- Willie's Got A Big Deck 2007
- Swingin' 2007
- Shania I'm Broke 2007
- Riding With Inmate Jerome 2007
- Psychic to the Stars 2007
- It's A Great Day To Be A Guy 2008
- Goodbye Squirrel 2007
- Hip Hop and Honky Tonk 2007
- Bake Me A Country Ham 2007
- I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight 2007
- You Have No Right To Remain Violent 2007
- Wife Naggin' 2007
- Where the Grass Don't Grow 2007
- Where's Your Mommy? 2007
- What the xxxx Did You Say 2007
- We Own The World 2007
- Tree's On Fire 2007
- Natalie 2008
- Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.) 2008
- Cledus Went Down To Florida 2008
- (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles 2008
- Cledus Busted! 2008
- Did I Shave My Back for This? 2008
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.) 2008
- Momma's Boy 2008
- Record Deal 2008
- Breath 2008
- Cadirac Style 2007
- Christ-Mas 2007
- Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin' 2007
- Cledus the Karaoke King 2007
- Cledus' Christmas Ball 2007
- Coronary Life 2007
- Don't Serve Beans 2007
- Funny Man 2008
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer 2007
- Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track) 2007
- Hankenstein 2007
- Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch 2007
- Hell No 2007
- Hillbilly Honeymoon 2007
- I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop 2007
- I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) 2007
- If George Strait Starts Dancin' 2007
- In Another Size 2007
- Is Funny 2008
- Just Another Day In Parodies 2007
- Leave You Laughin' 2007
- Let's Burn One 2007
- Let's Shoot Dove 2007
- Livin' Like John Travolta 2007
- Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily 2007
- More Beaver 2007
- My Voice 2007
- New Car 2007
- One Jack Off 2007
- Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas 2007
- Paycheck Woman 2007
- Quit Teasin' Me Ed 2007
- Refried Beans 2007
- Santa Claus Is Watchin' You 2007
- Starkissed 2008
- Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer 2007
- Stinkin' Problem 2007
- Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent 2007
- The Change 2007
- The Grundy County Spitting Incident 2007
- Gone Funky (Parody 'Gone Country' - Alan Jackson) 2006
- She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (Parody 'Bigger Than The Beatles' - Joe Diffie) 2006
- Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody 'Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery) 2006
- Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter) 2006
- First Redneck On The Internet 2006
- Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie) 2006
- Wives Do It All The Time (Parody 'Girls Do It All The Time' - Mindy McCready) 2006
- It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt) 2006
- 1-900-Sheila 2007
- 1/2 2007
- 270 Somethin' 2007
- A Night I Can't Remember 2007
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