Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
The kids have already started making out their wish list
All of those brand new toys they opened up this morning
Should come with a warning, soon becomes old and boring

Back to the malls there's not one second to waste
Use Grandma's car and get a handicapped parking space

There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
Ho, ho, ho, no here we go again

Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
Manger scenes are on sale, get a free baby Jesus
So many gifts to buy, so little cash to spend
The second to spend, the second that it ends, it starts all over again

Might as well leave the tree up and the lights right where they are
It may seem far away but it's really not that far

There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
Ho, ho, ho, no here we go again

I say that's 364 days times 24 hours
4 times 4 is 16, 4 times 6 is 24 plus 1 is 25
4 times 3 is 12 plus 4 is 14, drop the zeros down
2 times 4 is 8, 2 times 6 is 12 plus 2 is 12

2 times 3 is 6 plus 7, drop the zero, that's 6
8 plus 5 is 13, 14 times 2 is 7, 7 plus 1
That's 8736 hours to Christmas
My gosh that ain't much time

I think I' better go, I think that was right

Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
I can't believe how little stress-free time that gives us
The credit's all been maxed out but there's still layaway
Start now and you might pay it off before the holiday

Scratch out those names, we can re-use those Christmas cards
Save the wrapping paper and keep the snow chains on the tires

There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
Ho, ho, ho, no here we go again

Blow blow blow and lots of dough
Ho, ho, ho, no here we go again