Shania I'm Broke

Let's get jiggy with it

My front won't crank, I owe the bank
I'm gonna pay 'em back but right now I can't
My record went gold half a million sold
My wallet was fat but I spent all that, all that

Just when I bought things I couldn't afford
Now Uncle Sam's knocking on my door
All that stress I'm so depressed
Do not mess with the IRS

Loan shark says its time to pay
Says I got till the end of the day
Nothing left to do but pray
Pray He'll give me one more day

Shania I'm broke I need help right away
I blew what little bit of money I made
You and me where on C.M.T.
So why can't I seem to make ends meet

Radio Shack keeps a billing me
They say their gonna repo my color TV
Pick up the phone throw the man a loan
Say you'll pay Shania I'm Broke

I'm poor as hell can't you tell
That's why I've got my house for sale
I try in vain but it's not the same
I just can't emulate Mutt Lange

Have you got a place that I can stay
Maybe just for a couple days
Check with Mutt see if it's okay
Say the word I'm on my way

Shania I'm broke and I need a pay day
If you got an extra million send a little my way
If Shania was mine didn't make me a dime
So I had to steal your song just one more time

Look-y who's back it's Cledus T.
I know you thought you'd heard the last of me
This ain't no joke you're my only hope
Pay today Shania I'm broke
Aww write a check will you

Hey Shaina I tell you what I'll do
If you let me borrow 135 dollars
To pay my stretch Yugo payment
I'll give you four free hair cuts and a bang trim
And even sing backgrounds on your next record

Shania I'm broke I'm ashamed to say
That Super Bowl bet didn't go my way
Won't you please buy my new CD
Or I'll be filing bankruptcy

All my creditors are suing me
I owe back taxes from 93
I know your home so pick up the phone
Pay me today Shania I'm broke

I'm broke
Man I'm broke