I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

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Are you gonna drink the rest of that beer?
Sorry, I fell down
But it's my thirteenth round
Woo!

Been drinkin' kamikaze shooters and Royal Crown
And that Boone's Farm wine
Oh, it gets me every time
Walk me towards the pay-phone
I gotta call her at home

I begged 'em pretty please
For a Bacardi Breeze
(Just one)
They just said "You're cut off"
And took away my car keys

You've done fell off the bar
Can't have you driving your car
With all the cops around this town
You wouldn't get too far

Uh, is it too much to ask
Can you fill up my glass?
No, I'm not in here for love
I may start to swilling
To drink up what you've got

No, I don't care if you're his wife
'Cause I'm not in here for love
So I'm beggin' you dear
Don't have me thrown out of here
I'm not in here for love, just a beer

Babe, I can rock your world
That is if I don't hurl
Show you a thing or two
For a sympathy brew

Don't make a grown man whine
I'm in a bit of a bind
Oh, the backwash of your Miller Light
Oh, it tastes so fine

You see I don't care
If you think I'm weird
No, I'm not in here for love, lady
I may start to swilling
To drink up all you got

I don't care if you're his wife
'Cause I'm not looking for love
You see I skipped AA tonight
No I'm not looking for love, just a beer

Oh, ooh
Oh God I gotta hurry
Aah, where's the door? Oh