She's Inflatable

She's so squeezable, please-able
Unbreakable, she's inflatable
She's an arm full of sex appeal
Can't wait until I get her home, yeah

She's incapable of being difficult
Down to earth-able, biodegradable
Shania Twain ain't got a dad blang thing
On my tease-able, squeeze-able, please-able, she's inflatable

Most folks think that I'm full of baloney, I'm never lonely
Never thought I could buy someone not
Flammable, air brain-able, recycle-able, no I ain't full of bull
Didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing

It made my mama cry when we ran off one night
And caught a Vegas flight and I made her mom whine
She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring
My flexible, patch-able, washable, yeah inflatable

Oh Dang lady, you gave a brand new definition
Taking a man's breath away

It makes me feel so proud that I'm her feller, I'd never sell her
People get your mind out of the gutter
She's blonde-head-able, re-head-able, remediable, interchange-able
I didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing

She's incapable of being difficult, down to earth-able, biodegradable
She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring
My please-able, patchable, washable, biodegradable
Air-brain-able, squeezable, washable, she's inflatable
That Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables