Don't tell her it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his Wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a He finds the one he likes and cut him quite a deal A two carat solitaire but one's real
Picks up the pay phone, it to his ear his chick, collect and says, "Get over here"
When he his girlfriend, she can't believe her eyes She never thought she'd ever get one that size He tries to think of somethin' when she him "where'd you get it?" Down at diffie's pawn but he never admit it
He tries to the subject, "Forget the wedding list Let's on out to Vegas and get it over with"
and defects, no billing ads Hope she finds out how much he spent Nothin' shines like a zirconia Don't tell her what it's worth, rock from her thumb
Just of Vegas, the truck gets a flat She says, "We woulda made it if you weren't so fat" They try to hitch a from some hippies in a van To a ratty little motel 'The S and M grand'
Puts on her little nightie, gives him a little Ring slips off her finger, the bathroom sink
She starts to a plumber, he begins to shout "Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out" Fishes out the ring in a big of hair Slips it on her finger as he her derriere
to himself, "It's a lucky thing A plumber woulda cost me much more than ring"
and defects, no billing ads Hope she finds out how much he spent Nothin' shines like a zirconia Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock her thumb
and defects, no billing ads Hope she never out how much I spent else shines like a zirconia Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock her thumb Wonder what it's worth, third from her thumb tell him what it's worth, third rock from her thumb