Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)

Don't tell her what it's worth, third from her thumb

Well, he walks in the shop, one thing on his mind
Wants to buy a diamond but he have a dime
He finds the one he likes and cut him quite a deal
A two solitaire but neither one's real

Picks up the pay phone, it to his ear
Calls his chick, and says, "Get over here"

When he his girlfriend, she can't believe her eyes
She never she'd ever really get one that size
He tries to think of somethin' when she him "where'd you get it?"
Down at diffie's pawn but he will admit it

He tries to change the subject, "Forget the list
Let's head on out to Vegas and get it with"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how he spent
Nothin' else shines like a
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock her thumb

Just outside of Vegas, the gets a flat
She says, "We woulda made it if you so doggone fat"
They try to hitch a ride from hippies in a van
To a ratty little called 'The S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, gives him a wink
Ring slips off her finger, down the bathroom

She starts to a plumber, he begins to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
Fishes out the ring in a big ball of
Slips it on her finger as he her derriere

to himself, "It's a lucky thing
A plumber woulda cost me more than that ring"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how much he
Nothin' else shines like a
Don't tell her what worth, third rock from her thumb

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never out how much I spent
Nothin' else shines a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third from her thumb
Wonder it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Don't tell him what it's worth, third from her thumb