Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)

Don't tell her it's worth, third rock from her thumb

Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his
Wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't a dime
He finds the one he likes and cut him quite a deal
A two solitaire but neither one's real

Picks up the pay phone, it to his ear
his chick, collect and says, "Get over here"

When he shows his girlfriend, she believe her eyes
She never she'd ever really get one that size
He to think of somethin' when she asked him "where'd you get it?"
Down at pawn but he never will admit it

He to change the subject, "Forget the wedding list
Let's head on out to Vegas and get it with"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she finds out how much he spent
Nothin' else shines a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, rock from her thumb

Just outside of Vegas, the truck a flat
She says, "We woulda it if you weren't so doggone fat"
They try to hitch a ride from some in a van
To a ratty motel called 'The S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, gives him a little
Ring slips off her finger, the bathroom sink

She to call a plumber, he begins to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
Fishes out the in a big ball of hair
Slips it on her as he pats her derriere

to himself, "It's a lucky thing
A plumber cost me much more than that ring"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how much he
Nothin' else shines a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock her thumb

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how much I
Nothin' else like a zirconia
Don't tell her it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Wonder what it's worth, third rock from her
Don't tell him what it's worth, third from her thumb