Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)

Don't tell her what it's worth, third from her thumb

Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his
Wants to buy a diamond but he have a dime
He finds the one he and they cut him quite a deal
A two carat solitaire but one's real

up the pay phone, puts it to his ear
Calls his chick, collect and says, "Get here"

When he his girlfriend, she can't believe her eyes
She never thought she'd ever get one that size
He tries to think of somethin' she asked him "where'd you get it?"
Down at diffie's pawn but he will admit it

He tries to the subject, "Forget the wedding list
Let's on out to Vegas and get it over with"

Flaws and defects, no ads
she never finds out how much he spent
Nothin' else like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, rock from her thumb

outside of Vegas, the truck gets a flat
She says, "We made it if you weren't so doggone fat"
try to hitch a ride from some hippies in a van
To a little motel called 'The S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, him a little wink
slips off her finger, down the bathroom sink

She to call a plumber, he begins to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
Fishes out the in a big ball of hair
Slips it on her as he pats her derriere

to himself, "It's a lucky thing
A plumber woulda cost me much more than ring"

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she finds out how much he spent
else shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, rock from her thumb

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she finds out how much I spent
Nothin' else like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third from her thumb
Wonder it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Don't tell him what it's worth, rock from her thumb