Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)

Don't tell her what it's worth, third from her thumb

Well, he walks in the shop, one thing on his mind
Wants to buy a but he doesn't have a dime
He finds the one he likes and they cut him quite a
A two carat but neither one's real

Picks up the pay phone, it to his ear
Calls his chick, collect and says, "Get here"

When he shows his girlfriend, she believe her eyes
She never thought she'd ever really get one that
He to think of somethin' when she asked him "where'd you get it?"
Down at diffie's but he never will admit it

He tries to change the subject, "Forget the list
Let's head on out to Vegas and get it with"

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Hope she never finds out how he spent
Nothin' else shines a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock her thumb

outside of Vegas, the truck gets a flat
She says, "We made it if you weren't so doggone fat"
They try to hitch a from some hippies in a van
To a ratty little motel 'The S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, gives him a little
slips off her finger, down the bathroom sink

She starts to a plumber, he begins to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
Fishes out the in a big ball of hair
Slips it on her finger as he pats her

Thinkin' to himself, "It's a lucky
A plumber cost me much more than that ring"

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Hope she finds out how much he spent
Nothin' else shines like a
Don't tell her what it's worth, third from her thumb

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how I spent
else shines like a zirconia
Don't her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb
what it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Don't tell him what it's worth, third from her thumb