Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)

Don't tell her what worth, third rock from her thumb

Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one on his mind
Wants to buy a but he doesn't have a dime
He finds the one he likes and cut him quite a deal
A two carat solitaire but neither real

Picks up the pay phone, it to his ear
Calls his chick, collect and says, "Get here"

he shows his girlfriend, she can't believe her eyes
She never thought she'd really get one that size
He to think of somethin' when she asked him "where'd you get it?"
Down at diffie's pawn but he never will it

He tries to change the subject, "Forget the list
Let's head on out to Vegas and get it with"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she finds out how much he spent
Nothin' shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock her thumb

Just outside of Vegas, the gets a flat
She says, "We woulda it if you weren't so doggone fat"
They try to hitch a from some hippies in a van
To a ratty motel called 'The S and M grand'

Puts on her nightie, gives him a little wink
Ring off her finger, down the bathroom sink

She starts to call a plumber, he begins to
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
out the ring in a big ball of hair
Slips it on her finger as he her derriere

Thinkin' to himself, "It's a thing
A plumber woulda cost me much than that ring"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she finds out how much he spent
Nothin' else shines a zirconia
Don't tell her it's worth, third rock from her thumb

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how much I
Nothin' else shines like a
tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Wonder what worth, third rock from her thumb
Don't him what it's worth, third rock from her thumb