Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)

Don't tell her it's worth, third rock from her thumb

Well, he in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind
Wants to buy a but he doesn't have a dime
He finds the one he likes and cut him quite a deal
A two carat solitaire but neither real

Picks up the pay phone, it to his ear
Calls his chick, collect and says, "Get here"

he shows his girlfriend, she can't believe her eyes
She never thought ever really get one that size
He tries to think of when she asked him "where'd you get it?"
Down at diffie's but he never will admit it

He tries to the subject, "Forget the wedding list
Let's head on out to Vegas and get it with"

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never finds out how much he
Nothin' else shines like a
tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb

Just outside of Vegas, the truck a flat
She says, "We made it if you weren't so doggone fat"
They try to hitch a ride some hippies in a van
To a ratty little motel called S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, gives him a wink
Ring slips off her finger, down the bathroom

She starts to call a plumber, he to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
Fishes out the ring in a big ball of
Slips it on her finger as he pats her

Thinkin' to himself, "It's a lucky
A plumber woulda cost me much than that ring"

Flaws and defects, no ads
she never finds out how much he spent
Nothin' else shines like a
Don't her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb

Flaws and defects, no ads
she never finds out how much I spent
Nothin' else like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her
Wonder it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Don't tell him what it's worth, third rock from her