Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock her thumb

Well, he in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind
Wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a
He finds the one he likes and they cut him quite a
A two carat but neither one's real

up the pay phone, puts it to his ear
Calls his chick, and says, "Get over here"

When he shows his girlfriend, she can't believe her
She never she'd ever really get one that size
He to think of somethin' when she asked him "where'd you get it?"
Down at diffie's but he never will admit it

He to change the subject, "Forget the wedding list
Let's on out to Vegas and get it over with"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never out how much he spent
Nothin' else like a zirconia
Don't tell her what worth, third rock from her thumb

outside of Vegas, the truck gets a flat
She says, "We woulda made it if you so doggone fat"
They try to hitch a from some hippies in a van
To a ratty motel called 'The S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, him a little wink
Ring off her finger, down the bathroom sink

She starts to call a plumber, he begins to
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
out the ring in a big ball of hair
Slips it on her finger as he pats her

to himself, "It's a lucky thing
A plumber woulda cost me more than that ring"

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never out how much he spent
Nothin' shines like a zirconia
tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never finds out how I spent
else shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her
Wonder it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Don't him what it's worth, third rock from her thumb