Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)

Don't tell her what it's worth, rock from her thumb

Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his
Wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a
He finds the one he likes and cut him quite a deal
A two carat solitaire but neither real

up the pay phone, puts it to his ear
Calls his chick, and says, "Get over here"

he shows his girlfriend, she can't believe her eyes
She thought she'd ever really get one that size
He tries to think of somethin' when she him "where'd you get it?"
Down at diffie's pawn but he will admit it

He to change the subject, "Forget the wedding list
Let's head on out to and get it over with"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how he spent
Nothin' else shines like a
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her

Just outside of Vegas, the truck a flat
She says, "We woulda made it if you weren't so fat"
They try to a ride from some hippies in a van
To a ratty motel called 'The S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, gives him a wink
Ring off her finger, down the bathroom sink

She starts to call a plumber, he to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
Fishes out the ring in a big of hair
Slips it on her finger as he pats her

Thinkin' to himself, "It's a thing
A plumber woulda cost me more than that ring"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she finds out how much he spent
Nothin' else shines a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third from her thumb

Flaws and defects, no ads
she never finds out how much I spent
Nothin' shines like a zirconia
Don't her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Wonder what it's worth, third rock from her
Don't tell him what it's worth, rock from her thumb