Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her

Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his
Wants to buy a diamond but he have a dime
He finds the one he likes and they cut him a deal
A two carat solitaire but one's real

Picks up the pay phone, it to his ear
Calls his chick, and says, "Get over here"

When he shows his girlfriend, she can't believe her
She never thought she'd ever get one that size
He tries to of somethin' when she asked him "where'd you get it?"
Down at diffie's but he never will admit it

He to change the subject, "Forget the wedding list
Let's head on out to Vegas and get it with"

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never finds out how much he
Nothin' else like a zirconia
Don't her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb

Just outside of Vegas, the gets a flat
She says, "We woulda made it if you weren't so fat"
They try to hitch a ride from some in a van
To a little motel called 'The S and M grand'

on her little nightie, gives him a little wink
Ring slips off her finger, down the sink

She starts to call a plumber, he begins to
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
Fishes out the ring in a big of hair
Slips it on her finger as he pats her

Thinkin' to himself, "It's a thing
A plumber woulda cost me much more that ring"

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she finds out how much he spent
Nothin' else shines like a
tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never finds out how I spent
Nothin' else like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her
Wonder what it's worth, third rock from her
tell him what it's worth, third rock from her thumb