Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)

Don't tell her what it's worth, third from her thumb

Well, he walks in the shop, one thing on his mind
Wants to buy a but he doesn't have a dime
He finds the one he likes and they cut him a deal
A two carat solitaire but one's real

Picks up the pay phone, it to his ear
Calls his chick, collect and says, "Get here"

When he his girlfriend, she can't believe her eyes
She never she'd ever really get one that size
He to think of somethin' when she asked him "where'd you get it?"
Down at diffie's pawn but he never admit it

He tries to the subject, "Forget the wedding list
Let's head on out to and get it over with"

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she finds out how much he spent
else shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her

Just outside of Vegas, the gets a flat
She says, "We woulda it if you weren't so doggone fat"
try to hitch a ride from some hippies in a van
To a ratty little motel called S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, gives him a little
Ring slips off her finger, the bathroom sink

She starts to a plumber, he begins to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
out the ring in a big ball of hair
Slips it on her finger as he pats her

Thinkin' to himself, "It's a lucky
A plumber woulda cost me much more that ring"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she finds out how much he spent
Nothin' else shines like a
Don't tell her what it's worth, rock from her thumb

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never finds out how I spent
Nothin' else shines like a
Don't tell her what worth, third rock from her thumb
Wonder what it's worth, third from her thumb
Don't tell him what it's worth, third from her thumb