Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her

Well, he in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind
to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a dime
He finds the one he likes and cut him quite a deal
A two carat but neither one's real

up the pay phone, puts it to his ear
Calls his chick, collect and says, "Get here"

When he shows his girlfriend, she can't her eyes
She never thought she'd ever really get one that
He tries to think of when she asked him "where'd you get it?"
at diffie's pawn but he never will admit it

He tries to change the subject, "Forget the wedding
head on out to Vegas and get it over with"

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never finds out how much he
Nothin' else shines like a
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her

Just outside of Vegas, the truck a flat
She says, "We woulda made it if you weren't so fat"
They try to hitch a ride some hippies in a van
To a ratty little motel called S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, him a little wink
Ring slips off her finger, down the bathroom

She starts to a plumber, he begins to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
Fishes out the ring in a big of hair
Slips it on her finger as he pats her

to himself, "It's a lucky thing
A plumber woulda cost me more than that ring"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how much he
Nothin' else shines a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock her thumb

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she finds out how much I spent
Nothin' else shines like a
Don't tell her it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Wonder what it's worth, rock from her thumb
Don't tell him what it's worth, third rock her thumb