Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her

Well, he walks in the shop, one thing on his mind
Wants to buy a but he doesn't have a dime
He finds the one he likes and cut him quite a deal
A two solitaire but neither one's real

up the pay phone, puts it to his ear
Calls his chick, and says, "Get over here"

When he his girlfriend, she can't believe her eyes
She thought she'd ever really get one that size
He tries to think of somethin' when she him "where'd you get it?"
Down at diffie's pawn but he will admit it

He tries to change the subject, "Forget the wedding
Let's head on out to and get it over with"

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never finds out how much he
else shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her

Just outside of Vegas, the truck gets a
She says, "We woulda made it if you so doggone fat"
They try to a ride from some hippies in a van
To a ratty motel called 'The S and M grand'

Puts on her nightie, gives him a little wink
Ring slips off her finger, down the sink

She starts to a plumber, he begins to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
Fishes out the in a big ball of hair
it on her finger as he pats her derriere

Thinkin' to himself, "It's a thing
A plumber woulda cost me much more that ring"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how he spent
Nothin' else like a zirconia
Don't tell her what worth, third rock from her thumb

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she finds out how much I spent
Nothin' else shines like a
Don't tell her what it's worth, rock from her thumb
Wonder what worth, third rock from her thumb
Don't tell him what it's worth, rock from her thumb