When Canada Rules The World

Listen up Canadians, it's time to heed the call
Our destiny's before us, enough of thinking small
Put on your toque and grab a flag, it's time to colonize
I think the other nations will be quite surprised

When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!)
When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!)
When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!)
When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!)

We'll put curling rings in Africa and hockey everywhere
And force the Americans to have free healthcare
We'll bring winter to Australia, to France we'll bring poutine
Then we'll conquer Britain, and install our Queen!

When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!)
When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!)
When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!)
When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!)

And we shall tell them what to do, and if they say they won't
We shall ask again politely, and if they still don't
We will tell them "It's alright, we don't mean to criticize
But perhaps you would consider some form of compromise?"

When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!)
When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!)
When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!)
When Canada rules the world! (Canada, Canada!)

Things will be nice