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Canada Sucks

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"Canada Sucks" (2007)

"Canada Sucks" Videos

Ontario Sucks- The Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
Ontario Sucks- The Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
The Toronto Song [Ontario Sucks!]
The Toronto Song [Ontario Sucks!]
Ontario Sucks
Ontario Sucks
Arrogant Worms and others
Arrogant Worms and others
The Toronto Song
The Toronto Song
Arrogant Worms - Toronto Sucks Lyrics
Arrogant Worms - Toronto Sucks Lyrics
ontario sucks
ontario sucks
Toronto Sucks. A Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie  Music Video
Toronto Sucks. A Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Music Video
War of 1812 - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
War of 1812 - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
Sponges by arrogant worms
Sponges by arrogant worms
Arrogant Worms
Arrogant Worms
Arrogant Worms - The Mountie Song/RCMP Comedy
Arrogant Worms - The Mountie Song/RCMP Comedy
The War of 1812 Canadian Edition
The War of 1812 Canadian Edition
The Toronto Song - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
The Toronto Song - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
Arrogant worms- The Mountie Song
Arrogant worms- The Mountie Song
CANADA'S REALLY BIG!
CANADA'S REALLY BIG!
Proud to be Canadian
Proud to be Canadian
Canada Sucks
Canada Sucks
The Toronto (Ontario Sucks) Song
The Toronto (Ontario Sucks) Song
Arrogant Worms
Arrogant Worms

Lyrics

I hate the Sky Dome and the CN tower too
I hate Nathan Phillips square and the Ontario zoo
The rents too high
The airs unclean
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
And the women are big and the men are dumb
And the children are loopy because they live in a slump
The water is polluted and the mayors a dork
They dress real bad and they think their New York
In to-ron-to-o, On-ta-ri-o-o

[You know what actually I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario
Oh yah me 2]

I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
Kitchener, Windsor and Oshawa
London sucks and the great lakes suck
And Sarnia Sucks and turkey point sucks
I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulroney
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree

I went to see the maple leafs and got hit in the head with a puck and I dont even know how they did it, I mean I was playing the organ.

Ontariooooooooo, sucks!

Yep actually you know now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country.
Well except for Alberta, oh yah I love Alberta, pretty nice
Lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. moo moo moo

But
I hate Newfoundland because they talk so weird
And Prince Edward Island is too small
Nova Scotia is dumb because its the name of a bank
New Brunswick doesnt have a good mall
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks.

Manitobas population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer isnt that stupid
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
And as for the territories, their too cold!

And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that its right next to us

Because Albertaaa doesnt suck, but Calgary doessssss.


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