Me Like Hockey

Me work hard 5 days a week/
Sweeping garbage from the street.
Come home not want book to read/
Not 'nuff pictures for me see.
Sit right down in favourite chair/
Wearing only underwear.
Favourite night is Saturday night/
'Cause me can watch hockey fights!
Me Like Hockey!
Me Like Hockey!

Me not like pro basketball/
'Cause me short and they all tall.
Baseball slow like Forrest Gump/
'Cept when Robby spits on ump.
Wrestlemania not so great/
Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate.
TV soccer not so hot/
You play bad then you get shot.
Me Like Hockey!
Me Like Hockey!

Swedish players must be geeks/
'Cause they still got own real teeth.
Not like Finnish players names/
What's a Teemu anyways?
Russians worse in history/
Got stupid names like Valery.
Me like Sergei Federov/
Me like him more if head were off!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Me Like Hockey!
Me Like Hockey!

Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
Let them fight,
Let them fight,
Let them fight let them fight let them fight let them fight let them!

Friends come over put game on/
Argue then we lay bets down.
Got bag of chips and case of Bud/
Should last till end of first period.
But Yankees they win the World Cup/
Me think the cheat use glowy puck!,
Maybe if we want to win her/
Maybe we should play in winter!
Me Like Hockey!
Me Like Hockey!
Me Like Hockey!
We Like Hockey!