I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

im the only gay eskimo
im the only one i know
im the only gay eskimo in my tribe

i go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka
but all i wanna do is get into his parka
im the only gay eskimo in my tribe

well me and NUCK fluck chuck buck we both like blubber
but me i got this crazy fetish for rubber
im the only gay eskimo in my tribe

i make the wish on the northern lights
that i could find a decent pair of whale skin tights
im the only gay eskimo in my tribe

and the seals the sing now(seal noises)

these cold winter nights are taking their toll
i even get excited when i see the north pole
see the north pole

im the only gay eskimo
only gay eskimo
im the only one i know
im the only one i know
im the only gay eskimo
in my tribe

now like the proclaimers sing it!

Im the only gay eskimo
im the only one i know
im the only gay eskimo

Like Bob Dillon!

Im the only gay eskimo
im the only one i know
im the only gay eskimo