A Manly Song

A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song
My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly song

I am a manly man who lives a manly life
In my manly house with my manly wife
And two manly children
And a manly guinea pig
My cell phone's very small and my TV's really big.

A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song
My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly song
I was driving like a man when my tire blew off the hub
So I grabbed my cellphone manfully and called the auto club
I stood there like a man until they came along
And as she changed my tire I sang a manly song.

A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song
My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly song

Then we say hey we say hey
it's fun to say hey hey, hey
in a manly way.

How I long for the days when a man was a man
When belching was a sport and chest hair wasn't banned
When we would all get manicures and eat manatee stew
When little's all we did and nothing's all we knew.

A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song
My manly friends all sing along
Long, long, long
As we sing our manly song.