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+You Need An Analyst
If you're always stealing goodies from a big department store,
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If your pocket's full of little things you never owned before,
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If somebody says "Good morning," and politely tips his hat,
And you frown and say, "I wonder what he really meant by that,
If you're walking down the sidewalk and you won't step on a crack,
You're afraid if you step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back,
If you're at the Philharmonic and you start to do the twist,
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You need an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really must insist that you see an analyst.)
If you're freezing or you're sweating from imaginary ills,
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If it takes an IBM machine to classify your pills,
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you tiptoe into bed and you're as quiet as a mouse,
But the bed you tiptoe into is in someone else's house,
If you have a brand new raincoat, and of it you're very fond,
In fact, you'd rather be alone with it than with a blonde,
If you wear your wristwatch on your feet and stockings on your wrist,
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You need an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really must insist that you see an analyst.)
If you're always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits,
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you've got a secret closet full of pomegranate pits,
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If they ask you what your name is and you answer Bonaparte,
If you dig those daffy doodles that are known as modern art,
If you're walking down the street and then you stop to tie your shoes,
And you tie them to each other as you hum Saint Louis Blues,
Or if you're forty-six years old and never have been kissed,
Go kiss an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(Go kiss an analyst, go kiss an analyst,
We really must insist that you kiss an analyst.)
If you're always having arguments when no one else is there,
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
And whenever you are angry, if you kick your teddy bear,
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you dream you've got a purple dragon next to you in bed,
And you wake up and your dragon isn't purple, it is red,
If you eat those little prizes, and you save the Crackerjacks,
If you really think they're ever gonna cut the income tax,
You need an analyst,
(You need) I need (he needs) we need
Everybody needs an analyst.
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116 songs
- The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song 2006
- Strange Things In My Soup 2006
- You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie 2006
- Al N Yetta 2006
- Harvey And Sheila 2006
- Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other 2006
- You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie 2006
- The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song 2006
- Holiday For States 2006
- Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow 2006
- The Dropouts March 2006
- Hungarian Goulash No 5 2006
- Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh 2006
- Hail To Thee Fat Person 2006
- The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas 2006
- Strange Things In My Soup 2006
- Harvey And Sheila 2006
- Kiss Of Myer 2006
- Mexican Hat Dance 2006
- Chim Chim Cheree 2006
- Pop Hates The Beatles 2006
- The Painless Dentist Song 2006
- Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh 2006
- That Old Back Scratcher 2006
- Ride Of Paul Revere 2006
- Wont You Come Home Disraeli 2006
- Al N Yetta 2006
- Rat Fink 2006
- Americas A Nice Italian Name 2006
- The Bronx Bird Watcher 2006
- The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March 2006
- I Cant Dance 2006
- When I Was A Lad 2006
- There's No Governor Like Our New Governor 2006
- Spanish Flea 2006
- Westchester Hadassah 2006
- Little Butterball 2006
- Turn Back The Clock 2006
- Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me 2006
- One Hippopotami 2006
- Shine On Harvey Bloom 2006
- If I Were A Tishman 2006
- Plan Ahead 2006
- The Drinking Man's Diet 2006
- Lotsa Luck 2006
- Your Mothers Here To Stay 2006
- The Dropouts March 2006
- Pills 2006
- No Ones Perfect 2006
- Holiday For States 2006
- Eight Foot Two Solid Blue 2006
- Automation 2006
- Barry Is The Babys Name 2006
- Beautiful Teamsters 2006
- Good Advice 2006
- Green Stamps 2006
- Headaches 2006
- Secret Code 2006
- It's A Most Unusual Play 2006
- An Average Song 2006
- My Aunt Minnie 2006
- You Need An Analyst 2006
- J C Cohen 2006
- Heres To The Crabgrass 2006
- My Son, The Vampire 2006
- Hungarian Goulash No 5 2006
- Signs 2006
- Mexican Hat Dance 2006
- Hail To Thee Fat Person 2006
- Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow 2006
- Headaches 2006
- My Son, The Vampire 2006
- Secret Code 2006
- The Bronx Bird Watcher 2006
- Heres To The Crabgrass 2006
- J C Cohen 2006
- Green Stamps 2006
- Good Advice 2006
- An Average Song 2006
- Chim Chim Cheree 2006
- It's A Most Unusual Play 2006
- The Drinking Man's Diet 2006
- That Old Back Scratcher 2006
- Beautiful Teamsters 2006
- The Painless Dentist Song 2006
- Americas A Nice Italian Name 2006
- Barry Is The Babys Name 2006
- Eight Foot Two Solid Blue 2006
- Automation 2006
- I Cant Dance 2006
- Little Butterball 2006
- Kiss Of Myer 2006
- My Aunt Minnie 2006
- You Need An Analyst 2006
- Signs 2006
- Your Mothers Here To Stay 2006
- The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas 2006
- Spanish Flea 2006
- Westchester Hadassah 2006
- There's No Governor Like Our New Governor 2006
- Turn Back The Clock 2006
- If I Were A Tishman 2006
- Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other 2006
- When I Was A Lad 2006
- Wont You Come Home Disraeli 2006
- Plan Ahead 2006
- No Ones Perfect 2006
- One Hippopotami 2006
- Lotsa Luck 2006
- Rat Fink 2006
- Pop Hates The Beatles 2006
- Pills 2006
- Ride Of Paul Revere 2006
- Shine On Harvey Bloom 2006
- The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March 2006
- Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me 2006
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