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"Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow" Videos
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+Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, Grow
Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, fatter, fatter.
Pile the potatoes on your platter.
Listen to me, 'cause I'm your hubby.
I just adore you plump and chubby.
I got a letter from the state, Dear.
You're gonna need a license plate, Dear.
My little elephant joke come true.
Chew, Mrs. Goldfarb, chew!
There is so much more of you,
More to adore of you,
'Cause you're not slender.
In your white dress, you're a doll,
Big as the Taj Mahal,
In all its splendor.
When you're in department stores,
Don't use revolving doors,
You might get stuck, Dear.
When you use the telephone,
Go in the booth alone,
And lots of luck, Dear.
You had for breakfast: two pounds bacon,
Three dozen eggs, one coffee cake, and
Then you had something really awful,
Four kippered herrings on a waffle.
Nine English muffins, one baked apple,
Boston cream pie, Philadelphia scrapple.
Seventeen bowls of Crispy Crunch.
Then you said, "What's for lunch?"
Sweetheart, you are giant size.
You are Lane Bryant size,
My darling Myrtle.
Last Thanksgiving I was thrilled.
You ate so much, you killed
Your living girdle.
Have another dozen shrimp,
My lovely little blimp.
Don't count a calorie.
I have just received a stub.
I owe the Diner's Club
A whole year's salary.
Eat, Mrs. Goldfarb, daily, nightly.
Eat, though your chair is bending slightly.
Love of my life, I'm glad I found you,
Each day I take a walk around you.
I can't forget when we got married.
Over the threshhold I got carried.
No other bride would be so sweet.
Eat, Mrs. Goldfarb, Eat!
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116 songs
- The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song 2006
- Strange Things In My Soup 2006
- You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie 2006
- Al N Yetta 2006
- Harvey And Sheila 2006
- Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other 2006
- You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie 2006
- The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song 2006
- Holiday For States 2006
- Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow 2006
- The Dropouts March 2006
- Hungarian Goulash No 5 2006
- Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh 2006
- Hail To Thee Fat Person 2006
- The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas 2006
- Strange Things In My Soup 2006
- Harvey And Sheila 2006
- Kiss Of Myer 2006
- Mexican Hat Dance 2006
- Chim Chim Cheree 2006
- Pop Hates The Beatles 2006
- The Painless Dentist Song 2006
- Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh 2006
- That Old Back Scratcher 2006
- Ride Of Paul Revere 2006
- Wont You Come Home Disraeli 2006
- Al N Yetta 2006
- Rat Fink 2006
- Americas A Nice Italian Name 2006
- The Bronx Bird Watcher 2006
- The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March 2006
- I Cant Dance 2006
- When I Was A Lad 2006
- There's No Governor Like Our New Governor 2006
- Spanish Flea 2006
- Westchester Hadassah 2006
- Little Butterball 2006
- Turn Back The Clock 2006
- Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me 2006
- One Hippopotami 2006
- Shine On Harvey Bloom 2006
- If I Were A Tishman 2006
- Plan Ahead 2006
- The Drinking Man's Diet 2006
- Lotsa Luck 2006
- Your Mothers Here To Stay 2006
- The Dropouts March 2006
- Pills 2006
- No Ones Perfect 2006
- Holiday For States 2006
- Eight Foot Two Solid Blue 2006
- Automation 2006
- Barry Is The Babys Name 2006
- Beautiful Teamsters 2006
- Good Advice 2006
- Green Stamps 2006
- Headaches 2006
- Secret Code 2006
- It's A Most Unusual Play 2006
- An Average Song 2006
- My Aunt Minnie 2006
- You Need An Analyst 2006
- J C Cohen 2006
- Heres To The Crabgrass 2006
- My Son, The Vampire 2006
- Hungarian Goulash No 5 2006
- Signs 2006
- Mexican Hat Dance 2006
- Hail To Thee Fat Person 2006
- Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow 2006
- Headaches 2006
- My Son, The Vampire 2006
- Secret Code 2006
- The Bronx Bird Watcher 2006
- Heres To The Crabgrass 2006
- J C Cohen 2006
- Green Stamps 2006
- Good Advice 2006
- An Average Song 2006
- Chim Chim Cheree 2006
- It's A Most Unusual Play 2006
- The Drinking Man's Diet 2006
- That Old Back Scratcher 2006
- Beautiful Teamsters 2006
- The Painless Dentist Song 2006
- Americas A Nice Italian Name 2006
- Barry Is The Babys Name 2006
- Eight Foot Two Solid Blue 2006
- Automation 2006
- I Cant Dance 2006
- Little Butterball 2006
- Kiss Of Myer 2006
- My Aunt Minnie 2006
- You Need An Analyst 2006
- Signs 2006
- Your Mothers Here To Stay 2006
- The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas 2006
- Spanish Flea 2006
- Westchester Hadassah 2006
- There's No Governor Like Our New Governor 2006
- Turn Back The Clock 2006
- If I Were A Tishman 2006
- Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other 2006
- When I Was A Lad 2006
- Wont You Come Home Disraeli 2006
- Plan Ahead 2006
- No Ones Perfect 2006
- One Hippopotami 2006
- Lotsa Luck 2006
- Rat Fink 2006
- Pop Hates The Beatles 2006
- Pills 2006
- Ride Of Paul Revere 2006
- Shine On Harvey Bloom 2006
- The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March 2006
- Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me 2006
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