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+Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
She wheels her wheelbarrow
Through streets that are narrow,
Her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide.
So wherever she wheels it,
The neighborhood feels it,
Her girdle keeps scraping the homes on each side.
In Dublin's fair city,
Where girls are so pretty,
My Molly stands out 'cause she weighs 18 stone.
(That's 256 pounds.)
I dont mind her fat--but,
It's not only that--but,
She's cockeyed and muscle-bound, Molly Malone.
I know a man, his name is Lang,
And he has a neon sign.
And Mister Lang is very old,
So they call it Old Lang's Sign.
Oh what have you done, Billy Sol, Billy Sol.
Oh what have you done, charming Billy.
You took almost every cent
From the U.S. Government,
Which you spent on fertilizer, which is silly.
All day, all night, Cary Grant.
That's all I hear from my wife, is Cary Grant.
What can he do that I can't?
Big deal, big star, Cary Grant.
Oh the moon is bright tonight upon the car wash.
So I'm having my Volkswagen washed again.
But the way things go with me, the way my luck is,
Just as soon as they're finished, it will rain.
On top of Old Smoky,
All covered with hair,
Of course I'm referring
To Smoky The Bear.
Every time you take vaccine,
Take it orally.
As you know the other way
Is more painfully.
My grandfather's clock was the best ever made
By the Timex company.
Just like the clock John Cameron Swayze displayed
Last night on the old TV.
Oh it works under water so perfectly,
And still makes a ticking sound.
Which my grandfather tried only this afternoon,
And that's how the old man drowned.
Do not make a stingy sandwich.
Pile the cold cuts high.
Customers should see salami
Coming through the rye.
Oh I diet all day and I diet all night,
It's enough to drive me bats.
Got no gravy or potatoes,
'Cause the whole refrigerator's
Fulla polyunsaturated fats.
Fare thee well, Metrecal,
And the others of that ilk.
Let the diet start tomorrow,
'Cause today I'll drown my sorrow
In a double malted milk.
When you go to the delicatessen store,
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
I repeat what I just said before,
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Oh buy the corned beef if you must,
The pickled herring you can trust,
And the lox puts you in orbit AOK.
But that big hunk of liverwurst
Has been there since October First,
And today is the Twenty-Third of May.
So when you go to the delicatessen store,
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
It'll make your insides awful sore.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
Don't buy the liverwurst.
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Singles
58 songs
- The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song 2006
- Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other 2006
- You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie 2006
- Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow 2006
- Hail To Thee Fat Person 2006
- The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas 2006
- Strange Things In My Soup 2006
- Harvey And Sheila 2006
- Beautiful Teamsters 2006
- Plan Ahead 2006
- Barry Is The Babys Name 2006
- Automation 2006
- Eight Foot Two Solid Blue 2006
- Holiday For States 2006
- No Ones Perfect 2006
- Pills 2006
- The Dropouts March 2006
- Your Mothers Here To Stay 2006
- Lotsa Luck 2006
- The Drinking Man's Diet 2006
- Signs 2006
- Good Advice 2006
- Green Stamps 2006
- Headaches 2006
- Secret Code 2006
- It's A Most Unusual Play 2006
- An Average Song 2006
- My Aunt Minnie 2006
- You Need An Analyst 2006
- J C Cohen 2006
- Heres To The Crabgrass 2006
- My Son, The Vampire 2006
- Hungarian Goulash No 5 2006
- The Bronx Bird Watcher 2006
- Kiss Of Myer 2006
- Mexican Hat Dance 2006
- Chim Chim Cheree 2006
- Pop Hates The Beatles 2006
- The Painless Dentist Song 2006
- Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh 2006
- That Old Back Scratcher 2006
- Ride Of Paul Revere 2006
- Wont You Come Home Disraeli 2006
- Al N Yetta 2006
- Rat Fink 2006
- Americas A Nice Italian Name 2006
- If I Were A Tishman 2006
- The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March 2006
- I Cant Dance 2006
- When I Was A Lad 2006
- There's No Governor Like Our New Governor 2006
- Spanish Flea 2006
- Westchester Hadassah 2006
- Little Butterball 2006
- Turn Back The Clock 2006
- Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me 2006
- One Hippopotami 2006
- Shine On Harvey Bloom 2006
Singles
116 songs
- The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song 2006
- Strange Things In My Soup 2006
- You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie 2006
- Al N Yetta 2006
- Harvey And Sheila 2006
- Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other 2006
- You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie 2006
- The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song 2006
- Holiday For States 2006
- Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow 2006
- The Dropouts March 2006
- Hungarian Goulash No 5 2006
- Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh 2006
- Hail To Thee Fat Person 2006
- The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas 2006
- Strange Things In My Soup 2006
- Harvey And Sheila 2006
- Kiss Of Myer 2006
- Mexican Hat Dance 2006
- Chim Chim Cheree 2006
- Pop Hates The Beatles 2006
- The Painless Dentist Song 2006
- Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh 2006
- That Old Back Scratcher 2006
- Ride Of Paul Revere 2006
- Wont You Come Home Disraeli 2006
- Al N Yetta 2006
- Rat Fink 2006
- Americas A Nice Italian Name 2006
- The Bronx Bird Watcher 2006
- The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March 2006
- I Cant Dance 2006
- When I Was A Lad 2006
- There's No Governor Like Our New Governor 2006
- Spanish Flea 2006
- Westchester Hadassah 2006
- Little Butterball 2006
- Turn Back The Clock 2006
- Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me 2006
- One Hippopotami 2006
- Shine On Harvey Bloom 2006
- If I Were A Tishman 2006
- Plan Ahead 2006
- The Drinking Man's Diet 2006
- Lotsa Luck 2006
- Your Mothers Here To Stay 2006
- The Dropouts March 2006
- Pills 2006
- No Ones Perfect 2006
- Holiday For States 2006
- Eight Foot Two Solid Blue 2006
- Automation 2006
- Barry Is The Babys Name 2006
- Beautiful Teamsters 2006
- Good Advice 2006
- Green Stamps 2006
- Headaches 2006
- Secret Code 2006
- It's A Most Unusual Play 2006
- An Average Song 2006
- My Aunt Minnie 2006
- You Need An Analyst 2006
- J C Cohen 2006
- Heres To The Crabgrass 2006
- My Son, The Vampire 2006
- Hungarian Goulash No 5 2006
- Signs 2006
- Mexican Hat Dance 2006
- Hail To Thee Fat Person 2006
- Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow 2006
- Headaches 2006
- My Son, The Vampire 2006
- Secret Code 2006
- The Bronx Bird Watcher 2006
- Heres To The Crabgrass 2006
- J C Cohen 2006
- Green Stamps 2006
- Good Advice 2006
- An Average Song 2006
- Chim Chim Cheree 2006
- It's A Most Unusual Play 2006
- The Drinking Man's Diet 2006
- That Old Back Scratcher 2006
- Beautiful Teamsters 2006
- The Painless Dentist Song 2006
- Americas A Nice Italian Name 2006
- Barry Is The Babys Name 2006
- Eight Foot Two Solid Blue 2006
- Automation 2006
- I Cant Dance 2006
- Little Butterball 2006
- Kiss Of Myer 2006
- My Aunt Minnie 2006
- You Need An Analyst 2006
- Signs 2006
- Your Mothers Here To Stay 2006
- The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas 2006
- Spanish Flea 2006
- Westchester Hadassah 2006
- There's No Governor Like Our New Governor 2006
- Turn Back The Clock 2006
- If I Were A Tishman 2006
- Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other 2006
- When I Was A Lad 2006
- Wont You Come Home Disraeli 2006
- Plan Ahead 2006
- No Ones Perfect 2006
- One Hippopotami 2006
- Lotsa Luck 2006
- Rat Fink 2006
- Pop Hates The Beatles 2006
- Pills 2006
- Ride Of Paul Revere 2006
- Shine On Harvey Bloom 2006
- The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March 2006
- Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me 2006
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