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+Hail To Thee, Fat Person
I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat.
Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service.
When I was a child, my mother said to me,
"Clean the plate, because children are starving in Europe."
And I might point out that that was years before the Marshall Plan
was ever heard of.
So I would clean the plate, four, five, six times a day.
Because somehow I felt that that would keep the children from starving
in Europe.
But I was wrong. They kept starving. And I got fat.
So I would like to say to every one of you who is either skinny
or in some other way normal--
When you walk out on the street, and you see a fat person,
Do not scoff at that fat person. Oh no!
Take off your hat. Hold it over your heart.
Lift your chin up high. And in a proud, happy voice say to him,
"Hail to thee, fat person!
You kept us out of war!"
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- Strange Things In My Soup 2006
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- Good Advice 2006
- Green Stamps 2006
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- Kiss Of Myer 2006
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- Chim Chim Cheree 2006
- Pop Hates The Beatles 2006
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- Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh 2006
- That Old Back Scratcher 2006
- Ride Of Paul Revere 2006
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- Al N Yetta 2006
- Rat Fink 2006
- Americas A Nice Italian Name 2006
- If I Were A Tishman 2006
- The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March 2006
- I Cant Dance 2006
- When I Was A Lad 2006
- There's No Governor Like Our New Governor 2006
- Spanish Flea 2006
- Westchester Hadassah 2006
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- Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me 2006
- One Hippopotami 2006
- Shine On Harvey Bloom 2006
Singles
116 songs
- The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song 2006
- Strange Things In My Soup 2006
- You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie 2006
- Al N Yetta 2006
- Harvey And Sheila 2006
- Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other 2006
- You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie 2006
- The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song 2006
- Holiday For States 2006
- Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow 2006
- The Dropouts March 2006
- Hungarian Goulash No 5 2006
- Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh 2006
- Hail To Thee Fat Person 2006
- The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas 2006
- Strange Things In My Soup 2006
- Harvey And Sheila 2006
- Kiss Of Myer 2006
- Mexican Hat Dance 2006
- Chim Chim Cheree 2006
- Pop Hates The Beatles 2006
- The Painless Dentist Song 2006
- Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh 2006
- That Old Back Scratcher 2006
- Ride Of Paul Revere 2006
- Wont You Come Home Disraeli 2006
- Al N Yetta 2006
- Rat Fink 2006
- Americas A Nice Italian Name 2006
- The Bronx Bird Watcher 2006
- The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March 2006
- I Cant Dance 2006
- When I Was A Lad 2006
- There's No Governor Like Our New Governor 2006
- Spanish Flea 2006
- Westchester Hadassah 2006
- Little Butterball 2006
- Turn Back The Clock 2006
- Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me 2006
- One Hippopotami 2006
- Shine On Harvey Bloom 2006
- If I Were A Tishman 2006
- Plan Ahead 2006
- The Drinking Man's Diet 2006
- Lotsa Luck 2006
- Your Mothers Here To Stay 2006
- The Dropouts March 2006
- Pills 2006
- No Ones Perfect 2006
- Holiday For States 2006
- Eight Foot Two Solid Blue 2006
- Automation 2006
- Barry Is The Babys Name 2006
- Beautiful Teamsters 2006
- Good Advice 2006
- Green Stamps 2006
- Headaches 2006
- Secret Code 2006
- It's A Most Unusual Play 2006
- An Average Song 2006
- My Aunt Minnie 2006
- You Need An Analyst 2006
- J C Cohen 2006
- Heres To The Crabgrass 2006
- My Son, The Vampire 2006
- Hungarian Goulash No 5 2006
- Signs 2006
- Mexican Hat Dance 2006
- Hail To Thee Fat Person 2006
- Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow 2006
- Headaches 2006
- My Son, The Vampire 2006
- Secret Code 2006
- The Bronx Bird Watcher 2006
- Heres To The Crabgrass 2006
- J C Cohen 2006
- Green Stamps 2006
- Good Advice 2006
- An Average Song 2006
- Chim Chim Cheree 2006
- It's A Most Unusual Play 2006
- The Drinking Man's Diet 2006
- That Old Back Scratcher 2006
- Beautiful Teamsters 2006
- The Painless Dentist Song 2006
- Americas A Nice Italian Name 2006
- Barry Is The Babys Name 2006
- Eight Foot Two Solid Blue 2006
- Automation 2006
- I Cant Dance 2006
- Little Butterball 2006
- Kiss Of Myer 2006
- My Aunt Minnie 2006
- You Need An Analyst 2006
- Signs 2006
- Your Mothers Here To Stay 2006
- The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas 2006
- Spanish Flea 2006
- Westchester Hadassah 2006
- There's No Governor Like Our New Governor 2006
- Turn Back The Clock 2006
- If I Were A Tishman 2006
- Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other 2006
- When I Was A Lad 2006
- Wont You Come Home Disraeli 2006
- Plan Ahead 2006
- No Ones Perfect 2006
- One Hippopotami 2006
- Lotsa Luck 2006
- Rat Fink 2006
- Pop Hates The Beatles 2006
- Pills 2006
- Ride Of Paul Revere 2006
- Shine On Harvey Bloom 2006
- The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The President March 2006
- Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me 2006
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