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+You An Analyst
If you're always stealing goodies from a big store,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If your pocket's of little things you never owned before,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If somebody "Good morning," and politely tips his hat,
And you and say, "I wonder what he really meant by that,
If you're walking down the sidewalk and you won't on a crack,
You're afraid if you step on a crack, break your mother's back,
If you're at the and you start to do the twist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really must insist you see an analyst.)
If you're or you're sweating from imaginary ills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If it takes an IBM to classify your pills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you tiptoe into bed and you're as as a mouse,
But the bed you tiptoe into is in else's house,
If you have a brand new raincoat, and of it very fond,
In fact, you'd rather be alone with it with a blonde,
If you your wristwatch on your feet and stockings on your wrist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You an analyst, you need an analyst,
We must insist that you see an analyst.)
If you're always tearing paper into teeny bits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If got a secret closet full of pomegranate pits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If they ask you what your name is and you Bonaparte,
If you dig those daffy doodles that are as modern art,
If you're walking down the street and you stop to tie your shoes,
And you tie them to each other as you hum Louis Blues,
Or if you're forty-six old and never have been kissed,
Go an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(Go kiss an analyst, go an analyst,
We must insist that you kiss an analyst.)
If you're always arguments when no one else is there,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
And whenever you are angry, if you kick teddy bear,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you dream you've got a purple next to you in bed,
And you up and your dragon isn't purple, it is red,
If you eat those prizes, and you save the Crackerjacks,
If you really think they're gonna cut the income tax,
You an analyst,
(You need) I (he needs) we need
Everybody an analyst.