Luyện nghe bài hát You Need An Analyst

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If you're always stealing goodies a big department store,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If your pocket's full of little things you never before,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If says "Good morning," and politely tips his hat,
And you frown and say, "I wonder what he meant by that,
If you're walking down the sidewalk and you step on a crack,
afraid if you step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back,
If at the Philharmonic and you start to do the twist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You need an analyst, you an analyst,
We really must that you see an analyst.)
If you're or you're sweating from imaginary ills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If it an IBM machine to classify your pills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you tiptoe into bed and you're as as a mouse,
But the bed you tiptoe is in someone else's house,
If you have a brand new raincoat, and of it you're fond,
In fact, rather be alone with it than with a blonde,
If you your wristwatch on your feet and stockings on your wrist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really must insist you see an analyst.)
If you're always tearing paper teeny weeny bits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you've got a secret closet of pomegranate pits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If they ask you your name is and you answer Bonaparte,
If you dig those doodles that are known as modern art,
If you're walking the street and then you stop to tie your shoes,
And you tie them to other as you hum Saint Louis Blues,
Or if you're forty-six years old and never have kissed,
Go an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(Go an analyst, go kiss an analyst,
We really insist that you kiss an analyst.)
If you're always having when no one else is there,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
And whenever you are angry, if you kick teddy bear,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you dream you've got a purple next to you in bed,
And you wake up and your dragon purple, it is red,
If you eat little prizes, and you save the Crackerjacks,
If you really they're ever gonna cut the income tax,
You an analyst,
(You need) I need (he needs) we
needs an analyst.