Luyện nghe bài hát You Need An Analyst

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If you're always goodies from a big department store,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If your pocket's full of things you never owned before,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If somebody "Good morning," and politely tips his hat,
And you frown and say, "I wonder he really meant by that,
If you're down the sidewalk and you won't step on a crack,
You're afraid if you step on a crack, break your mother's back,
If you're at the Philharmonic and you to do the twist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You need an analyst, you an analyst,
We really must insist you see an analyst.)
If you're freezing or you're sweating imaginary ills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If it takes an IBM machine to classify pills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you tiptoe bed and you're as quiet as a mouse,
But the bed you tiptoe is in someone else's house,
If you have a brand new raincoat, and of it very fond,
In fact, you'd be alone with it than with a blonde,
If you wear your wristwatch on your feet and on your wrist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really must that you see an analyst.)
If always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you've got a secret closet full of pits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If they ask you what your is and you answer Bonaparte,
If you dig daffy doodles that are known as modern art,
If you're walking down the and then you stop to tie your shoes,
And you tie them to each as you hum Saint Louis Blues,
Or if you're forty-six years old and never been kissed,
Go an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(Go an analyst, go kiss an analyst,
We really must insist you kiss an analyst.)
If you're always having when no one else is there,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
And whenever you are angry, if you kick your bear,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you dream you've got a dragon next to you in bed,
And you wake up and your isn't purple, it is red,
If you eat little prizes, and you save the Crackerjacks,
If you really they're ever gonna cut the income tax,
You an analyst,
(You need) I (he needs) we need
needs an analyst.