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+You An Analyst
If you're always stealing goodies from a big store,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If your pocket's of little things you never owned before,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If somebody "Good morning," and politely tips his hat,
And you frown and say, "I wonder what he really by that,
If you're walking down the and you won't step on a crack,
You're afraid if you step on a crack, break your mother's back,
If you're at the and you start to do the twist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really must that you see an analyst.)
If you're freezing or you're from imaginary ills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If it an IBM machine to classify your pills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you tiptoe into bed and as quiet as a mouse,
But the bed you tiptoe is in someone else's house,
If you have a brand new raincoat, and of it you're fond,
In fact, rather be alone with it than with a blonde,
If you wear your wristwatch on your feet and on your wrist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really insist that you see an analyst.)
If always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you've got a secret closet full of pits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If they ask you what your is and you answer Bonaparte,
If you dig those daffy doodles that are known as art,
If you're walking down the street and then you stop to tie shoes,
And you tie them to other as you hum Saint Louis Blues,
Or if you're forty-six years old and never been kissed,
Go an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(Go an analyst, go kiss an analyst,
We really must insist that you an analyst.)
If you're always having arguments when no one is there,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
And whenever you are angry, if you kick your bear,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you dream you've got a dragon next to you in bed,
And you up and your dragon isn't purple, it is red,
If you eat little prizes, and you save the Crackerjacks,
If you really they're ever gonna cut the income tax,
You an analyst,
(You need) I need (he needs) we
Everybody an analyst.