Luyện nghe bài hát You Need An Analyst

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If you're always goodies from a big department store,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If your pocket's full of little things you owned before,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If says "Good morning," and politely tips his hat,
And you frown and say, "I wonder what he really by that,
If you're walking down the and you won't step on a crack,
You're afraid if you step on a crack, you'll break your back,
If you're at the and you start to do the twist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really must insist you see an analyst.)
If freezing or you're sweating from imaginary ills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If it takes an IBM machine to classify pills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you tiptoe into bed and you're as as a mouse,
But the bed you into is in someone else's house,
If you have a new raincoat, and of it you're very fond,
In fact, you'd be alone with it than with a blonde,
If you wear your wristwatch on your feet and stockings on wrist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really must insist you see an analyst.)
If you're always tearing paper into teeny bits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you've got a secret full of pomegranate pits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If they ask you what your is and you answer Bonaparte,
If you dig those doodles that are known as modern art,
If walking down the street and then you stop to tie your shoes,
And you tie them to each as you hum Saint Louis Blues,
Or if you're forty-six years old and never have kissed,
Go an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(Go kiss an analyst, go an analyst,
We really insist that you kiss an analyst.)
If you're having arguments when no one else is there,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
And whenever you are angry, if you your teddy bear,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you you've got a purple dragon next to you in bed,
And you wake up and dragon isn't purple, it is red,
If you eat those little prizes, and you the Crackerjacks,
If you really they're ever gonna cut the income tax,
You an analyst,
(You need) I need (he needs) we
needs an analyst.