Luyện nghe bài hát You Need An Analyst

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If you're stealing goodies from a big department store,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If your full of little things you never owned before,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If says "Good morning," and politely tips his hat,
And you frown and say, "I what he really meant by that,
If you're walking down the and you won't step on a crack,
You're afraid if you step on a crack, you'll break mother's back,
If you're at the Philharmonic and you to do the twist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You need an analyst, you an analyst,
We really must insist you see an analyst.)
If you're freezing or you're sweating from ills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If it takes an IBM machine to your pills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you into bed and you're as quiet as a mouse,
But the bed you tiptoe is in someone else's house,
If you have a brand new raincoat, and of it very fond,
In fact, you'd rather be alone with it than a blonde,
If you your wristwatch on your feet and stockings on your wrist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You need an analyst, you an analyst,
We really must that you see an analyst.)
If always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you've got a secret closet full of pits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If they ask you what your name is and you Bonaparte,
If you dig those daffy doodles that are known as art,
If you're walking down the street and you stop to tie your shoes,
And you tie them to each other as you hum Saint Blues,
Or if you're forty-six years old and never have kissed,
Go an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(Go an analyst, go kiss an analyst,
We must insist that you kiss an analyst.)
If you're always arguments when no one else is there,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
And whenever you are angry, if you kick your bear,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you dream you've got a purple next to you in bed,
And you wake up and your isn't purple, it is red,
If you eat those prizes, and you save the Crackerjacks,
If you think they're ever gonna cut the income tax,
You an analyst,
(You need) I (he needs) we need
Everybody an analyst.