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If you're stealing goodies from a big department store,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If your full of little things you never owned before,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If says "Good morning," and politely tips his hat,
And you frown and say, "I wonder he really meant by that,
If you're walking the sidewalk and you won't step on a crack,
You're if you step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back,
If you're at the Philharmonic and you to do the twist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really must insist you see an analyst.)
If you're or you're sweating from imaginary ills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If it an IBM machine to classify your pills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you tiptoe bed and you're as quiet as a mouse,
But the bed you tiptoe is in someone else's house,
If you have a new raincoat, and of it you're very fond,
In fact, you'd rather be with it than with a blonde,
If you wear your wristwatch on your feet and on your wrist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really insist that you see an analyst.)
If you're always tearing paper teeny weeny bits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you've got a secret full of pomegranate pits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If ask you what your name is and you answer Bonaparte,
If you dig those daffy doodles that are known as art,
If you're walking down the and then you stop to tie your shoes,
And you tie them to other as you hum Saint Louis Blues,
Or if forty-six years old and never have been kissed,
Go an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(Go kiss an analyst, go an analyst,
We must insist that you kiss an analyst.)
If you're always having arguments when no one is there,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
And you are angry, if you kick your teddy bear,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you dream you've got a purple dragon to you in bed,
And you wake up and your isn't purple, it is red,
If you eat little prizes, and you save the Crackerjacks,
If you really think they're ever cut the income tax,
You an analyst,
(You need) I need (he needs) we
needs an analyst.