Luyện nghe bài hát You Need An Analyst

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If you're always stealing goodies from a big store,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If pocket's full of little things you never owned before,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If somebody says "Good morning," and tips his hat,
And you frown and say, "I wonder what he really by that,
If walking down the sidewalk and you won't step on a crack,
You're afraid if you step on a crack, you'll your mother's back,
If you're at the Philharmonic and you to do the twist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You need an analyst, you an analyst,
We really must that you see an analyst.)
If you're freezing or sweating from imaginary ills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If it takes an IBM to classify your pills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you tiptoe into bed and you're as as a mouse,
But the bed you tiptoe is in someone else's house,
If you have a brand new raincoat, and of it very fond,
In fact, you'd be alone with it than with a blonde,
If you wear your on your feet and stockings on your wrist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really must that you see an analyst.)
If you're always tearing paper into weeny bits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you've got a secret closet of pomegranate pits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If ask you what your name is and you answer Bonaparte,
If you dig those daffy doodles that are known as art,
If you're walking down the street and then you to tie your shoes,
And you tie to each other as you hum Saint Louis Blues,
Or if you're forty-six years old and never have kissed,
Go an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(Go kiss an analyst, go an analyst,
We really insist that you kiss an analyst.)
If you're always arguments when no one else is there,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
And you are angry, if you kick your teddy bear,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you dream got a purple dragon next to you in bed,
And you wake up and dragon isn't purple, it is red,
If you eat little prizes, and you save the Crackerjacks,
If you really they're ever gonna cut the income tax,
You an analyst,
(You need) I need (he needs) we
Everybody an analyst.