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+You An Analyst
If always stealing goodies from a big department store,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If your pocket's of little things you never owned before,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If says "Good morning," and politely tips his hat,
And you frown and say, "I wonder what he really by that,
If you're walking down the sidewalk and you won't on a crack,
You're afraid if you step on a crack, you'll your mother's back,
If you're at the and you start to do the twist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really must that you see an analyst.)
If freezing or you're sweating from imaginary ills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If it takes an IBM to classify your pills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you tiptoe bed and you're as quiet as a mouse,
But the bed you tiptoe into is in someone house,
If you have a new raincoat, and of it you're very fond,
In fact, rather be alone with it than with a blonde,
If you wear your wristwatch on your and stockings on your wrist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You an analyst, you need an analyst,
We really must insist you see an analyst.)
If always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If got a secret closet full of pomegranate pits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If they ask you what your name is and you Bonaparte,
If you dig those daffy doodles are known as modern art,
If you're walking down the street and then you stop to tie shoes,
And you tie them to each as you hum Saint Louis Blues,
Or if you're forty-six years old and never been kissed,
Go an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(Go kiss an analyst, go an analyst,
We really insist that you kiss an analyst.)
If you're always having when no one else is there,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
And you are angry, if you kick your teddy bear,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you you've got a purple dragon next to you in bed,
And you wake up and dragon isn't purple, it is red,
If you eat little prizes, and you save the Crackerjacks,
If you really think they're ever cut the income tax,
You an analyst,
(You need) I need (he needs) we
Everybody an analyst.