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If you're always stealing from a big department store,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If your pocket's full of little things you never before,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If somebody "Good morning," and politely tips his hat,
And you frown and say, "I what he really meant by that,
If you're walking the sidewalk and you won't step on a crack,
You're afraid if you on a crack, you'll break your mother's back,
If you're at the and you start to do the twist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You need an analyst, you an analyst,
We really must insist you see an analyst.)
If you're freezing or sweating from imaginary ills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If it takes an IBM machine to your pills,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you tiptoe bed and you're as quiet as a mouse,
But the bed you tiptoe into is in someone house,
If you have a brand new raincoat, and of it you're fond,
In fact, you'd rather be with it than with a blonde,
If you wear your wristwatch on feet and stockings on your wrist,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(You need an analyst, you an analyst,
We really insist that you see an analyst.)
If you're always tearing paper into teeny bits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you've got a closet full of pomegranate pits,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If they ask you what your name is and you Bonaparte,
If you dig those daffy doodles that are known as art,
If walking down the street and then you stop to tie your shoes,
And you tie them to each other as you hum Louis Blues,
Or if you're forty-six years old and never have kissed,
Go an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
(Go kiss an analyst, go an analyst,
We really must insist you kiss an analyst.)
If you're always having when no one else is there,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
And whenever you are angry, if you your teddy bear,
You an analyst, a psychoanalyst.
If you dream you've got a dragon next to you in bed,
And you up and your dragon isn't purple, it is red,
If you eat those prizes, and you save the Crackerjacks,
If you really think ever gonna cut the income tax,
You an analyst,
(You need) I need (he needs) we
needs an analyst.