BFF

What if you get buried alive
Who's gone dig you out from the ground
What if you choke on some pie
Who is gonna squeeze it back out
What if you've got one hand in a garbage disposal
And your other hand switches it on
Who's third hand is gonna pull your first hand out
While their fourth hand turns the switch back off
You need a B-F-F
Best friends forever
B-F-F
To help you out whenever
B-F-F
Best friends forever
B-F-F
They'll help you out whenever
What if you stick a cotton swab
To far into your ear
And it becomes lodged
Into the side of your brain
And you suverilly damage
Your inferial temporal geirus
Which is the part of the brain that helps you process shapes
Who's gone sit wit chu and help you relearn your shapes
So you don't seem like a complete idiot
You need a B-F-F
Best friends forever
B-F-F
To help you out whenever
B-F-F
Best friends forever
B-F-F
They'll help you out whenever
I was down on my luck
At the end of the road
About to give up
But my friend said, "No!"
I'm here for you
I'm there for you
And I'll do anything that you need me to
If you were in a wreck and needed a spine
I cut myself open and give you mine
But then you'll never again
Be able to stand
I'm half livin' my life as a jelly man
If I found out you had a parisitic twin
I'd make that twin my second best friend
I'm sure he'd be an excelent guy
I don't care if he'd was just some teethdidin lie
Need a B-F-F
Best friends forever
B-F-F
To help you out whenever
B-F-F
Best friends forever
B-F-F
They'll help you out whenever