Alien Curse Words

Sometimes things happen to me
That make me wanna curse
Like when I accidentally forget
Where I left my man purse
(Not that I have a man purse)
But I would prefer not to offend
Fellow humans 'cuz I am one
If there was only curse in terminology
That seemed appropriate
In all situations

(Hey, guys. Guess what?)
Yo, I landed on a planet
That we used to call Pluto
These aliens attacked
I could've sworn they knew Judo
I made it out alive
With a gift to humanity
To my surprise
It was a satchel of profanity
Peep game, it was words like:

Boomschkie,
(They said that)
Snigglesnoorp
Swaqqauffle, Imzow
Zilkrek, Glepposh,
Dartafus
(So offensive)
Dubopshazinski
(Wow)
Frozen cherries
Flingpoot, Waflank,
Derbragel,
Blarfelnoggle
(And than they had the nerve to say)
Florpelstomkin
(So I called NASA and they got out on them)