Vegan's Meat

[Vegan's Meat]

I ate the vegan's meat and now I'm taking heat
I also ate her eggs I suppose she wants me to beg
made use of complete pancake mix it had ingredients that she must nix
can't forget the cheee eating that on her must've been a tease

I suppose I ate her rice but there was plenty to suffice
and besides at that low of a price it's no reason to stop being nice
I ate some chicken that would go bad
before it made someone's belly really sad

Now she's always bitchin
well have fun with all those dishes in the kitchen

I tried to make her hummus out of her garbanzo beans
but instead of being grateful she was grouchy hurtful and mean
I din't even know that they were hers or would be even used
been sitting there for weeks and on tops I was confused

because I always see her cook food that she keeps on the counter
the same things in the cabinet so I thought that ammount for her
and I always hear her complain that there's nothing to eat
so I thought all the stuff that was left was stuff she considered beat

didn't go to the food pantry so she complains
well they left the fuckin house without even sayin
if I lived in a house that was lacking in food
upset and angered at all my things getting chewed
I'd wake everyone up courteously as you should
that way we could get the cabinet filled up really good
but since it wasn't worth the effort to show me the ropes
either it wasn't important or you're just too much of a dope

maybe she's mad cause I used some of her sugar
I even ordered more for that selfish little booger
not to mention the money they pocketed for my work
risking my neck and wasting my time for one tortilla from that jerk