Shlomo No No

[Shlomo No No]

[Verse 1]
One night when I was walking down the street
playing some songs trying to keep the beat with my feet
then I saw a group of guys
waving at me saying come on by
looks like I've got some people now to meet

they say they'd like to hear what I can play
liked it so much they said come back any day
we'll give you drink and food
anytime you come to lighten our mood
almost too good to be true some just might say

[chorus]
it seemed too good because it was
the world gets all flipped around as it sometimes does
one day I went to the store
asked for a drink he said don't play here no more

no thank you no sorry no we're not making enough money
just direspect what was it for

shlomo that's a no no going back on your world
without sorry or thank you and yelling how absurd
shlomo you should just go and shove it up your hole
you're angry mean and crasnky with a cold blackened soul

no thank you no sorry no we're not making enough money
just direspect what was it for

[verse 2]
even though I wasn't to be paid
I was there already so I went ahead and played
I made some friend out there
Tony shared his sandwich because he cared
and my happiness began to unfade

Giselle said she'd like to hear another song
but I was in the middle of my favorite so I continued right along
it's rude to ask an artist to stop
especially to play some stupid pop
as an artist she should understand but I guess I was wrong

[chorus]
it seemed too good because it was
the world gets all flipped around as it sometimes does
one day I went to the store
asked for a drink he said don't play here no more

no thank you no sorry no we're not making enough money
just direspect what was it for

shlomo that's a no no going back on your world
without sorry or thank you and yelling how absurd
shlomo you should just go and shove it up your hole
you're angry mean and crasnky with a cold blackened soul

no thank you no sorry no we're not making enough money
just direspect what was it for

[verse 3]
Giselle it seems she now became pissed off
she went inside the store iving me a scoff
she had no patience to wait
couldn't even wait five before deciding to hate
she went inside to declare me a schlaff

Gotta go the boss says you must leave says she
says that people just left because of me
they left to smoke a blunt
the rotten retched runt
she's just got a problem because I live free

[chorus]
it seemed too good because it was
the world gets all flipped around as it sometimes does
one day I went to the store
asked for a drink he said don't play here no more

no thank you no sorry no we're not making enough money
just direspect what was it for

shlomo that's a no no going back on your world
without sorry or thank you and yelling how absurd
shlomo you should just go and shove it up your hole
you're angry mean and crasnky with a cold blackened soul

no thank you no sorry no we're not making enough money
just direspect what was it for