Szechuan Sauce(I Want It)

[Szechuan Sauce]

[verse 1]
I want that szechuan sauce and I need it quickly
I need it more than mort or Ricky
You know that sauce it's from the mulan movie
the rant that they gave well it certainly moved me

and it moved the throngs all across the land
they joined together in one voice they did band
and mcdonalds decided to take the hint
but they sure fucked it up with a limited one day stint

[verse 2]
I want that szechuan sauce before I turn forty
or I'll open up a portal like in Rick and Morty
and by portal I mean I'll rip your asshole apart
never will you ever hear the sound of your own fart

you see there were not enough supplies
and some locations they were naught but lies
and soon the air was full of cries
people shouting I hope McDonald's dies

[verse 3]
I want that szechuan sauce and I need it swiftly
I need it so we can get all schwiffty
come on everybody just like morty and ricky
drop your pants drop your drawers shirt the floors and get schwiffty

My friend Ty he called up the store
asked about the sauce and the lady told him sure
come by at two maybe a little before
when he got there "thought you were joking" said that whore

[verse 4]
I want that szechuan sauce now give it to me
now let's all go back and watch that mulan movie
i'll be dunkin my nuggets feeling so groovy
enjoying this sweet substance which used to elude me

So they made a scene and both sides got mean
as anger boils he bagan to scream THE FAWK YOU MEAN
So they kicked him out and told him" Don't ever come back"
They took his picture and hung it up with a tack

[Coda]
I want that szechuan sauce and I need it quickly
I need it more than mort or Ricky
You know that sauce it's from the mulan movie
the rant that they gave well it certainly moved me

I want that szechuan sauce before I turn forty
or I'll open up a portal like in Rick and Morty
and by portal I mean I'll rip your asshole apart
never will you ever hear the sound of your own fart

I want that szechuan sauce and I need it swiftly
I need it so we can get all schwiffty
come on everybody just like morty and ricky
drop your pants drop your drawers shirt the floors and get schwiffty

I want that szechuan sauce now give it to me
now let's all go back and watch that mulan movie
i'll be dunkin my nuggets feeling so groovy
enjoying this sweet substance which used to elude me