Pussy Kryptonite

when a girl spends time with me she goes running for the hills
or if she sticks around she had to drink and swallow pills
but still nothing will happen and she'll head off on her way
and in my head the voices constantly say

i got that pussy kryptonite
She might have been all ready and wet but thanks to me she's dry and tight
pussy kryptonite
when I wanna get laid it just seems a constant fight
pussy kryptonite
why have I been cursed with a sex life blight
pussy kryptonite
no one wants me in their bed with a turned off light

it seems whatever i do and whatever I say
it never ever seems to play out the right way
can't tell if I'm moving too slow or I'm going too fast
constantly examining mistakes that I have made in the past
the common denominator in this problem is me
and maybe it's just the way things are supposed to be
but sometimes this sadness presses down way too much
from the abscence of a tender loving feminine touch

i got that pussy kryptonite
She might have been all ready and wet but thanks to me she's dry and tight
pussy kryptonite
when I wanna get laid it just seems a constant fight
pussy kryptonite
why have I been cursed with a sex life blight
pussy kryptonite
no one wants me in their bed with a turned off light

the main issue which seems to keep me perplexed
how do you go from we're chillin to oh look we're having sex
i'm missing some element that one crucial key
the secret combination that still yet eludes me
it feels i'll be searching for all of my life
lost and alone with never a wife
beaten and bruised, naught but fate's chew toy
but maybe this misery will lead me to joy

i got that pussy kryptonite
She might have been all ready and wet but thanks to me she's dry and tight
pussy kryptonite
when I wanna get laid it just seems a constant fight
pussy kryptonite
why have I been cursed with a sex life blight
pussy kryptonite
no one wants me in their bed with a turned off light