The Big Sleazy

It's a long way to Anchorage
But that's where I'll go with you
We'll travel so far, dear
To escape that morning zoo

I hate MMR, I hate YSP
I do not like the Grateful Dead
So just don't talk to me

I hate MMR, I hate YSP
You know that classic rock
Does not interest me

People are getting angry
Maybe just they should
Cause some of us can still remember
Back when XPN was good

Feeling's, woo woo woo feelings
I hate what they done to XPN
Those folk Nazis ruined my favorite station
I hate what they done to XPN
If you hear it now it's just a pale imitation

Well it's brunch with the Beatles
A tribute to Billy Joel
Four hours of Doobie Brothers
And they call that rock and roll