Bad Party

We're goin' to a bad party
It's the worst party that's ever been
We're goin' to a bad party
And I hope those jerks will let us in

Shut your mouth, get in the car
'Cause Ricky Casso wants to drive

We're goin' to a bad party
It's the kind where everyone's dull
We're goin' to a bad party
Gonna scare the bejesus out of them all

When we get there we'll say, we love Satan
Ricky always thinks that's funny

We're goin' to a bad party
It's the worst party that's ever been

God, I really hate these jokers
Think they're smart, they think they're witty
Someone ought to pass a law
Or at least form a committee
I'm gonna shoot the stereo
If they don't start playin' my kind of music

We're goin' to a bad party
And I can hardly wait
We're goin' to a bad party
I need a place to defecate

Maybe we'll take the host hostage
Ooh, what a clever play on words

We're goin' to a bad party
It's the worst party that's ever been

God, I really hate this music
I can't stand Gene Loves Jezebel
If there is a God in heaven
I'm sure that band will burn in hell
I'm gonna shoot somebody
If they don't stop talkin' about East Enders

We're goin' to a bad party
And who knows what damage we'll do
We're goin' to a bad party
Gonna wind up on Phil Donahue