Howard Beware

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you
While sun is shining, that'd be cruel
Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you
We know where your kids go to school

Howard, Howard beware
Howard, Howard beware
Howard, Howard beware
'Cause you're so easy to scare
You'll hide from the shadows
And everybody knows

Howard beware the Russians they don't like you
Might as well drop the bomb on you
Howard beware the government won't protect you
Like to see you turned into Howard stew

Howard, Howard beware
Howard, Howard beware
Howard, Howard beware
'Cause you're so easy to scare
You'll hide from the shadows
And everybody knows

Howard beware the neighbors wanna kill you
Might just all form an angry mob
Howard beware your mother has disowned you
Says that you're a pervert and a slob

Howard, Howard beware
Howard, Howard beware
Howard, Howard beware
'Cause you're so easy to scare
You'll hide from the shadows
And everybody knows