Stupid Mary Anne

Mary Anne, doesn't understand,
I want to be her man, stupid Mary Anne.
Now I must complain, that she lacks a brain,
But my heart's in pain, it's driving me insane.

I think it's funny that Mary's such a dummy
You gotta really love her 'cause she has a lot of money,
And if she would only marry me,
It would really improve my economy.

Oh, Mary Anne, doesn't understand,
I want to be her man, oh stupid Mary Anne.
Stupid Mary Anne

I think it's funny that Mary's such a dummy
You gotta really love her 'cause she has a lot of money,
And if she would only marry me,
It would really improve my economy.

Oh, Mary Anne, doesn't understand,
I want to be her man
Oh stupid Mary Anne.

Mary Anne, Mary Anne I want to be your man,
Mary Anne, I want to take your hand,
Mary Anne, I want to see your plans,
Mary Anne, oh won't you understand,
Mary Anne, I want to be your man.

Mary Anne, I want to take your hand,
Mary Anne, oh won't you understand,
Oh, stupid Mary Anne.