I'm Taking Over the World

Give me your attention and I'll set it all straight.
I have a small announcement to make.
Take a look around you, the planet's a mess.
I really hate to do it, it's a serious step.

Starting today, there'll be a change, I got a plan,
I think we'll give it a twirl.
Guess what... 'm taking over the world.

Well maybe I'll find, life will never be lonely again.
You're gonna try - yeah, you're gonna want to be my best friend.
(You know the way you love the power baby....)

You can throw away your money, we're making a switch.
We'll be using teardrops - now everyone's rich!
I'm putting Buddy Holly on the national flag.
Summers will be longer, cause winter's a drag.

Isn't this great? I can run things from the side of my pool
with my cellular phone.
No sweat, I'm taking over the globe.

Well maybe I'll find, life will never be lonely again.
You're gonna try - yeah, you're gonna say, "I knew him when."
(Not like you treated me then).

Are there any questions? I'm afraid that there's not.
Show a little gratitude for all that you've got.
Me, I'm very happy how smoothly it went.
Try and keep me that way or I'm charging you rent.

Starting today, there'll be a change, I got a plan,
I think we'll give it a twirl.
That's right... I'm taking over the world.

He's taking over from Dallas to Moscow
He's taking over the world
He's taking over from Philly to Seoul
He's taking over from pole to pole!
He's taking over from Harlem to Fiji
He's taking over the world