Facebook Rehab

I have a bad affliction that I can't seem to shake -
I got a hundred friends I haven't met.
I see em on my homepage a dozen times a day
I'm addicted to the socials on the internet.

I need a Facebook rehab to get on track again
I need a twelve step program to stop from logging in
old Zuckerberg's a billionaire and I'm counting 'hearts' and 'likes'...
I need a Facebook rehab to get back to my life.

There's shameless self-promotion, and videos of cats
there's OMGs and LOLs and such.
Your childhood pics were precious the first one hundred times
but lately I've been thinking... not so much.

The wackadoodle politics, commie snowflake trolls,
the quizzes, lots of arguments and memes!
And little yellow fellers who smile, or they frown,
but most of the time I don't know what they mean

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Fake news, so used... if I fail to post I'm not your friend though.
Time lines, lost minds. Cher released her climate manifesto.

Another 'Throwback Thursday,'
and I swear I'm gonna quit.
A girlfriend from the 3rd grade's stalking me.
And at this very moment
she's down at Burger King
posting pics of what she's gonna eat...

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