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"Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo" Videos
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We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose..
And we all know frosty who's made out of snow..
But all of those stories seem kind of, Gay..
Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday..
Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo
Small and Brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze and tween your festive buns!
A present from down below
Speading joy with a 'howdy ho'!
He's seen the love inside of you
Cos he's a piece of poo!
Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown, or greenish-brown
But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town..
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously, he loves you
'I can make a Mr Hankey too'!
Cartman: 'Well Kyle, where is he?'
Kyle: 'Uh, he's coming..'
Stan: 'Come on dude, Push!'
Kyle: 'I'm trying'
Cartman: 'Wait Wait! I can see his head'
Kyle: 'Here he comes..'
Mr Hankey: 'HOWDY HO!'
I'm Mr Hankey, the Christmas poo..
Seasons greetings to all of you..
Lets sing songs, and dance, and play..
Now, before I melt away..
Here's a game I like to play..
Stick me in your mouth and try to say..
'Howdy ho ho, yum yum yum
Christmas time has come!'
Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water..
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet,
cos he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off, and so you shake your ass around..
And try to get it to drop in the toilet
And finally it does..
Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves, he must leave too..
Flush him down, but he's never gone,
His smell and his spirit lingers on.
Howdy ho!
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204 songs
- Uncle Fucka 2006
- Uncle Fucka 2006
- Main Theme 2006
- Let's Fighting Love 2006
- Chocolate Salty Balls 2006
- Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch 2006
- Kyle's Mom's a Bitch 2006
- Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls 2006
- Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo 2006
- Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix) 2007
- Kyles Mom Is A Bitch 2006
- Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo 2006
- Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix) 2007
- Sexual Harassment Panda 2006
- Sexual Harassment Panda 2006
- I'm Super - Big Gay Al 2006
- Main Theme 2006
- Let's Fighting Love 2006
- I'm Super - Big Gay Al 2006
- Lemmiwink's Song 2007
- Fingerbang 2007
- South Park Theme 2006
- Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch 2006
- The Beer Song 2006
- Wendy's Cunt song 2007
- Suck My Balls Mr. Garision 2006
- Full version: Uncle Fucker 2007
- Wendy's Cunt song 2007
- Fingerbang 2007
- Full version: Uncle Fucker 2007
- Minorities At My Waterpark 2015
- Lemmiwink's Song 2007
- In My Safe Space 2015
- Little Boy You're Going To Hell! 2006
- Minorities At My Waterpark 2015
- Suck My Balls Mr. Garision 2006
- Mr. Hankey 2006
- In My Safe Space 2015
- Mr. Hankey 2006
- South Park Theme 2006
- Mrs. Landers Was A Health Nut 2011
- Let's Fight Love 2007
- Lemmiwinks' Quest 2006
- Vote or Die 2007
- The Beer Song 2006
- Stan's Song 2006
- I'm A Little Bit Country 2007
- Little Boy You're Going To Hell! 2006
- Love Gravy 2006
- Lobo Wanna Raise 2006
- Vote or Die 2007
- Where Has My Country Gone? 2015
- Mrs. Landers Was A Health Nut 2011
- Stan's Song 2006
- Sexual Harassment Panda (correct) 2006
- Wendy's Fingerbang Audition 2006
- Bigger, Longer, And Uncut Script 2006
- Bigger, Longer, And Uncut Script 2006
- Circle Of Poo 2007
- Real Gangster 2006
- I'm A Little Bit Country 2007
- Lemmiwinks' Quest 2006
- You Gotta Do What You Wanna Do 2017
- Wendy's Fingerbang Audition 2006
- Wild Wild West - Cartman 2007
- Circle Of Poo 2007
- Love Gravy 2006
- Dradle Song 2008
- Real Gangster 2006
- Wishing Tree 2006
- Bubblegoose 2006
- Queef Free 2009
- Sexual Harassment Panda (correct) 2006
- Make It Right 2007
- Hell Isn't Good 2006
- Wishing Tree 2006
- Wild Wild West - Cartman 2007
- Where Has My Country Gone? 2015
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- Cali Tex Connect 2006
- Hot Lava 2006
- Bitch 2006
- Queef Free 2009
- Make It Right 2007
- Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 2) 2006
- Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (in D Minor) 2006
- Heat of The Moment 2007
- Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (in D Minor) 2006
- Mi Ruka 2006
- Wiggy Wiggy 2006
- Mephisto And Kevin - Primus 1998
- Horny 2007
- Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 1) 2006
- Horny + Sid Greenfield Argument 2006
- You Gotta Do What You Wanna Do 2017
- The Canadian Prime Minister 2007
- Duh Duh Duh 2006
- Canadian ABC's 2015
- Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 2) 2006
- Lobo Wanna Raise 2006
- Mephisto And Kevin - Primus 1998
- Hell Isn't Good 2006
- Cali Tex Connect 2006
- Third Grade 2007
- Nowhere To Run 2006
- We Ain't Goin' Nowhere 2006
- Forgot About Timmy 2007
- Ho Ho 2006
- Dope House Family (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Canadian ABC's 2015
- La Resistance Reprise (Mole’s Death) 2007
- A Lonley Jew On Christmas 2006
- Brad Logan 2006
- Come Sail Away 2006
- Dope House Family (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Mountain Reprise 2006
- Series 3 Theme tune 2006
- You Know My Name 2006
- Mephesto And Kevin 2006
- Moham Mitchell 2006
- Series 3 Theme tune 2006
- What Would Brian Boitano Do 2 2006
- Come Sail Away 2006
- City Of Dank 2006
- It Happened In Sun Valley 2006
- Horny + Sid Greenfield Argument 2006
- Let's Fight Love 2007
- La Resistance Reprise (Mole’s Death) 2007
- You Know My Name 2006
- Kenny's Dead 2006
- It's A Rockin' World 2006
- Imprisonment ["Remix"] 2006
- Iatola 2006
- I Hate You Guys 2006
- Huboon Stomp 2006
- A Lonley Jew On Christmas 2006
- Blazin Janey (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Brad Logan 2006
- Heat of The Moment 2007
- Graveyards ["Remix"] 2006
- Ghetto Prisoner 2006
- For Years ["Remix"] 2006
- Los [Screwed] 2006
- Mafiosos 2006
- Mephisto and Kevin 2007
- Mexican Heaven 2008
- Moment Of Silence For 'Those Ahead Of Us' 2006
- Mountain Reprise 2006
- Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo: Early '50s... 2007
- Penitentiary Flow (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Real Gangsta (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Run Away ["Remix"] 2006
- S.P. So Bastardly (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Special In Our Own Way 2006
- Tex to Cali Part 2 2006
- The Rainbow 2006
- Third Grade 2007
- Wake Up Wendy! 2006
- Will They Die 4 You? 2007
- Soaring So High 2019
- Blazin Janey (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Bubblegoose 2006
- City Of Dank 2006
- Dradle Song 2008
- Duh Duh Duh 2006
- For Years ["Remix"] 2006
- Forgot About Timmy 2007
- Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 1) 2006
- Ghetto Prisoner 2006
- Graveyards ["Remix"] 2006
- Ho Ho 2006
- Horny 2007
- Hot Lava 2006
- Huboon Stomp 2006
- I Hate You Guys 2006
- Iatola 2006
- Imprisonment ["Remix"] 2006
- It Happened In Sun Valley 2006
- It's A Rockin' World 2006
- Kenny's Dead 2006
- Los [Screwed] 2006
- Mafiosos 2006
- Mephesto And Kevin 2006
- Mephisto and Kevin 2007
- Mexican Heaven 2008
- Mi Ruka 2006
- Moham Mitchell 2006
- Moment Of Silence For 'Those Ahead Of Us' 2006
- Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo: Early '50s... 2007
- Nowhere To Run 2006
- Penitentiary Flow (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Real Gangsta (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Run Away ["Remix"] 2006
- S.P. So Bastardly (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Soaring So High 2019
- Special In Our Own Way 2006
- Tex to Cali Part 2 2006
- The Canadian Prime Minister 2007
- The Rainbow 2006
- Wake Up Wendy! 2006
- We Ain't Goin' Nowhere 2006
- What Would Brian Boitano Do 2 2006
- Wiggy Wiggy 2006
- Will They Die 4 You? 2007
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