I'm Super - Big Gay Al

Bombs are flying people are dying
Children are crying politicians are lying too
Cancer is killing, Texaco's spilling
The whole world's gone to hell but how are you?

I'm super, thanks for asking
All things considered I couldn't be better I must say
I'm feeling super no, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're, don't you think I look cute in this hat

I'm so sorry Mr.Cripple
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
Because I'm feeling so insanely super
That even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down

He's super thanks for asking
All things considered, he couldn't be better he must say

I'm super no, nothing bugs me everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat these little pants
This matching tie that I got at Merv's

I'm super in the barracks and the trenches as well
Stick 'em up Big Gay Al says do ask do tell
Skittles yes he's super and he's proud to be gay okay
Everything is super when you're gay, when you're gay