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In 1986 the University of California Davis saw two of its all time brightest stars, Dr Alphonse Mephesto and Dr Arnie Absucrepin. Dr Mephesto worked hard towards his theasis, his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of an asparagus, so that all asparagus' would grow to the same girth and length, giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the world's supermarket vegetable bin. D Absucrepin's goal was to genetically create the greatest musical entertainer the world had ever seen. Doctor Absucrepin knew that if he could assemble the right elements he could theoretically build the DNA structure that would ensure his creation had talent far surpassing the average the average individual. At the time one subject of urban myth was the story that Michael Jackson, in an attempt to retain his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed thereby making him a modern day castrato. If such a rumor were true, Michael Jackson more that likely would have had some of his semen preserved before the surgery to ensure the future of his name and lineage. Word came back to Dr Absucrepin of a secret cold storage locker deep within the bowels of the UCLA research center, that not only contained 4 containers of frozen semen, but also held a pair of testicles, each was labeled with the name, 'Jack Michaelson'.
I once heard a noise..
in the night, the most sensual voice
A song of love from an angelic boy
Stuck in my head, and this is what he said..
'I am Gopher Boy, pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, Who will find my raspberries?'
This had to be the seed of the king of pop. Dr Absucrepin was able to use his charm and Chiseled Great features to woo a young lab technician by the name of Jennifer, who of course, just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a small vial of the precious semen. The search for the egg was a short one, Dr Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified section of an L.A. music magazine. The ad read, 'Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment, donors must have musical background'. With a plethora of young, eager, wannabe musical starlets willing to sell their eggs, the two doctors after rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased. Doctor Absucrepin felt that it would be far less complicated legally if the fetus were brought to term in a the womb of a non-human. He had long since secured the services of the University Volleyball Mascot, a Llama by the name of 'Missy'. When the baby was ready, the child was removed via Cecarium. It was a healthy Baby Boy. He was Named Kevin.
I once heard a noise..
in the night, the most sensual voice
A song of love from an angelic boy
Stuck in my head, and this is what he said..
'I am Gopher Boy, pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, Who will find my raspberries?'
Kevin was a Beautiful child, Dr Absucrepin saw to it that Kevin was trained by the best in all aspects of Performing. His voice was Golden and had a Sweetness to it that most Males Lacked. He moved with Grace and was able to Moonwalk by the time he was 3. As Kevin grew with his talent, Dr Absucrepin Started noticing odd Developments in his physical state. When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance; they were at least twice the size of a normal adults and the two in front stuck nearly straight out. Also as Kevin Reached his 8th year he was the same height as when he was 4. To top it off he was growing hair all over and his penis was enormous, even by adult standards. It also dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke, often choosing to communicate with various grunts and gurgles.
I once heard a noise..
in the night, the most sensual voice
A song of love from an angelic boy
Stuck in my head, and this is what he said..
'I am Gopher Boy, pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, Who will find my raspberries?'
Others were noticing the changes in Kevin. Children began to tease him, and call him 'Gopher Boy'. One day a bully by the name of 'Big Roy' started throwing bananas at him. Soon a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas. Suddenly in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit three fingers off on his left hand. Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the state. Dr Absucrepin actions were found out but because there was no legislation concerning the genetic construction of another human being, no criminal charges were brought forth. The medical associations board of ethics stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was ruined. In fact his name became so synonymous with failure that for years to come med students around the world were known to say in times of mishap, 'Damn, I feel just like Absucrepin!' Dr Mephesto immediately proceedings to adopt little Kevin. Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus, it wasn't long before the two were legally united as father and son. The moved to Colorado where they could live in relative obscurity. Kevin is still a boy of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles, but on occasions if you listen closely, you can hear his sweet golden singing voice ring out into the night over the small town of South Park..
'I am Gopher Boy, pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, Who will find my raspberries?'
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- Graveyards ["Remix"] 2006
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- For Years ["Remix"] 2006
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- Mephisto and Kevin 2007
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204 songs
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- Uncle Fucka 2006
- Main Theme 2006
- Let's Fighting Love 2006
- Chocolate Salty Balls 2006
- Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch 2006
- Kyle's Mom's a Bitch 2006
- Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls 2006
- Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo 2006
- Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix) 2007
- Kyles Mom Is A Bitch 2006
- Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo 2006
- Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix) 2007
- Sexual Harassment Panda 2006
- Sexual Harassment Panda 2006
- I'm Super - Big Gay Al 2006
- Main Theme 2006
- Let's Fighting Love 2006
- I'm Super - Big Gay Al 2006
- Lemmiwink's Song 2007
- Fingerbang 2007
- South Park Theme 2006
- Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch 2006
- The Beer Song 2006
- Wendy's Cunt song 2007
- Suck My Balls Mr. Garision 2006
- Full version: Uncle Fucker 2007
- Wendy's Cunt song 2007
- Fingerbang 2007
- Full version: Uncle Fucker 2007
- Minorities At My Waterpark 2015
- Lemmiwink's Song 2007
- In My Safe Space 2015
- Little Boy You're Going To Hell! 2006
- Minorities At My Waterpark 2015
- Suck My Balls Mr. Garision 2006
- Mr. Hankey 2006
- In My Safe Space 2015
- Mr. Hankey 2006
- South Park Theme 2006
- Mrs. Landers Was A Health Nut 2011
- Let's Fight Love 2007
- Lemmiwinks' Quest 2006
- Vote or Die 2007
- The Beer Song 2006
- Stan's Song 2006
- I'm A Little Bit Country 2007
- Little Boy You're Going To Hell! 2006
- Love Gravy 2006
- Lobo Wanna Raise 2006
- Vote or Die 2007
- Where Has My Country Gone? 2015
- Mrs. Landers Was A Health Nut 2011
- Stan's Song 2006
- Sexual Harassment Panda (correct) 2006
- Wendy's Fingerbang Audition 2006
- Bigger, Longer, And Uncut Script 2006
- Bigger, Longer, And Uncut Script 2006
- Circle Of Poo 2007
- Real Gangster 2006
- I'm A Little Bit Country 2007
- Lemmiwinks' Quest 2006
- You Gotta Do What You Wanna Do 2017
- Wendy's Fingerbang Audition 2006
- Wild Wild West - Cartman 2007
- Circle Of Poo 2007
- Love Gravy 2006
- Dradle Song 2008
- Real Gangster 2006
- Wishing Tree 2006
- Bubblegoose 2006
- Queef Free 2009
- Sexual Harassment Panda (correct) 2006
- Make It Right 2007
- Hell Isn't Good 2006
- Wishing Tree 2006
- Wild Wild West - Cartman 2007
- Where Has My Country Gone? 2015
- Bitch 2006
- Cali Tex Connect 2006
- Hot Lava 2006
- Bitch 2006
- Queef Free 2009
- Make It Right 2007
- Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 2) 2006
- Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (in D Minor) 2006
- Heat of The Moment 2007
- Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (in D Minor) 2006
- Mi Ruka 2006
- Wiggy Wiggy 2006
- Mephisto And Kevin - Primus 1998
- Horny 2007
- Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 1) 2006
- Horny + Sid Greenfield Argument 2006
- You Gotta Do What You Wanna Do 2017
- The Canadian Prime Minister 2007
- Duh Duh Duh 2006
- Canadian ABC's 2015
- Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 2) 2006
- Lobo Wanna Raise 2006
- Mephisto And Kevin - Primus 1998
- Hell Isn't Good 2006
- Cali Tex Connect 2006
- Third Grade 2007
- Nowhere To Run 2006
- We Ain't Goin' Nowhere 2006
- Forgot About Timmy 2007
- Ho Ho 2006
- Dope House Family (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Canadian ABC's 2015
- La Resistance Reprise (Mole’s Death) 2007
- A Lonley Jew On Christmas 2006
- Brad Logan 2006
- Come Sail Away 2006
- Dope House Family (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Mountain Reprise 2006
- Series 3 Theme tune 2006
- You Know My Name 2006
- Mephesto And Kevin 2006
- Moham Mitchell 2006
- Series 3 Theme tune 2006
- What Would Brian Boitano Do 2 2006
- Come Sail Away 2006
- City Of Dank 2006
- It Happened In Sun Valley 2006
- Horny + Sid Greenfield Argument 2006
- Let's Fight Love 2007
- La Resistance Reprise (Mole’s Death) 2007
- You Know My Name 2006
- Kenny's Dead 2006
- It's A Rockin' World 2006
- Imprisonment ["Remix"] 2006
- Iatola 2006
- I Hate You Guys 2006
- Huboon Stomp 2006
- A Lonley Jew On Christmas 2006
- Blazin Janey (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Brad Logan 2006
- Heat of The Moment 2007
- Graveyards ["Remix"] 2006
- Ghetto Prisoner 2006
- For Years ["Remix"] 2006
- Los [Screwed] 2006
- Mafiosos 2006
- Mephisto and Kevin 2007
- Mexican Heaven 2008
- Moment Of Silence For 'Those Ahead Of Us' 2006
- Mountain Reprise 2006
- Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo: Early '50s... 2007
- Penitentiary Flow (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Real Gangsta (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Run Away ["Remix"] 2006
- S.P. So Bastardly (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Special In Our Own Way 2006
- Tex to Cali Part 2 2006
- The Rainbow 2006
- Third Grade 2007
- Wake Up Wendy! 2006
- Will They Die 4 You? 2007
- Soaring So High 2019
- Blazin Janey (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Bubblegoose 2006
- City Of Dank 2006
- Dradle Song 2008
- Duh Duh Duh 2006
- For Years ["Remix"] 2006
- Forgot About Timmy 2007
- Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 1) 2006
- Ghetto Prisoner 2006
- Graveyards ["Remix"] 2006
- Ho Ho 2006
- Horny 2007
- Hot Lava 2006
- Huboon Stomp 2006
- I Hate You Guys 2006
- Iatola 2006
- Imprisonment ["Remix"] 2006
- It Happened In Sun Valley 2006
- It's A Rockin' World 2006
- Kenny's Dead 2006
- Los [Screwed] 2006
- Mafiosos 2006
- Mephesto And Kevin 2006
- Mephisto and Kevin 2007
- Mexican Heaven 2008
- Mi Ruka 2006
- Moham Mitchell 2006
- Moment Of Silence For 'Those Ahead Of Us' 2006
- Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo: Early '50s... 2007
- Nowhere To Run 2006
- Penitentiary Flow (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Real Gangsta (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Run Away ["Remix"] 2006
- S.P. So Bastardly (Chopped & Screwed) 2006
- Soaring So High 2019
- Special In Our Own Way 2006
- Tex to Cali Part 2 2006
- The Canadian Prime Minister 2007
- The Rainbow 2006
- Wake Up Wendy! 2006
- We Ain't Goin' Nowhere 2006
- What Would Brian Boitano Do 2 2006
- Wiggy Wiggy 2006
- Will They Die 4 You? 2007
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