Luyện nghe bài hát Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo

We've all of Rudolph and his shiny nose..
And we all frosty who's made out of snow..
But all of those stories kind of, Gay..
Cos we all know who up our holiday..

Mr Hankey, The Poo
Small and Brown, he comes you
Sit on the toilet, he comes
Squeeze and tween your buns!
A from down below
Speading joy a 'howdy ho'!
He's seen the inside of you
Cos he's a of poo!

Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes corny
He can be brown, or
But if you eat fibre on Eve
He come to your town..
Mr. the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I you
Therefore vicariously, he you
'I can a Mr Hankey too'!

Cartman: 'Well Kyle, where is
Kyle: 'Uh, coming..'
Stan: on dude, Push!'
'I'm trying'
Cartman: Wait! I can see his head'
Kyle: he comes..'
Mr 'HOWDY HO!'

I'm Mr Hankey, the poo..
Seasons to all of you..
sing songs, and dance, and play..
Now, I melt away..
a game I like to play..
Stick me in mouth and try to say..
ho ho, yum yum yum
Christmas has come!'

Sometimes he's runny, sometimes firm
he practically water..
Sometimes he off the end of your ass
And wont in the toilet,
cos he's clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off, and so you your ass around..
And try to get it to drop in the
And it does..

Mr the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves, he leave too..
him down, but he's never gone,
His and his spirit lingers on.
ho!