Luyện nghe bài hát Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo

We've all heard of Rudolph and his nose..
And we all know who's made out of snow..
But all of those stories kind of, Gay..
Cos we all know who up our holiday..

Mr Hankey, The Poo
Small and Brown, he from you
Sit on the toilet, here he
Squeeze and your festive buns!
A present from down
joy with a 'howdy ho'!
He's seen the love of you
Cos a piece of poo!

Sometimes nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown, or
But if you eat on Christmas Eve
He come to your town..
Mr. the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I you
vicariously, he loves you
'I can make a Mr too'!

Cartman: Kyle, where is he?'
'Uh, he's coming..'
Stan: on dude, Push!'
Kyle: 'I'm
Cartman: Wait! I can see his head'
Kyle: he comes..'
Mr Hankey: HO!'

I'm Mr Hankey, the poo..
greetings to all of you..
Lets songs, and dance, and play..
Now, I melt away..
a game I like to play..
Stick me in your and try to say..
ho ho, yum yum yum
Christmas has come!'

Sometimes he's runny, sometimes firm
Sometimes he water..
Sometimes he off the end of your ass
And wont in the toilet,
cos he's clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off, and so you shake ass around..
And try to get it to in the toilet
And it does..

Mr the Christmas Poo
leaves, he must leave too..
Flush him down, but never gone,
His smell and his spirit on.
ho!