Luyện nghe bài hát Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo

We've all heard of Rudolph and his nose..
And we all know frosty made out of snow..
But all of stories seem kind of, Gay..
Cos we all know who up our holiday..

Mr Hankey, The Poo
Small and Brown, he comes you
Sit on the toilet, he comes
Squeeze and tween your buns!
A from down below
Speading joy a 'howdy ho'!
He's the love inside of you
Cos he's a of poo!

he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown, or
But if you eat on Christmas Eve
He come to your town..
Mr. the Christmas Poo
He me, I love you
vicariously, he loves you
'I can a Mr Hankey too'!

Cartman: 'Well Kyle, where is
'Uh, he's coming..'
Stan: on dude, Push!'
'I'm trying'
Cartman: Wait! I can see his head'
'Here he comes..'
Mr 'HOWDY HO!'

I'm Mr Hankey, the poo..
greetings to all of you..
Lets songs, and dance, and play..
Now, I melt away..
a game I like to play..
Stick me in your and try to say..
ho ho, yum yum yum
Christmas has come!'

Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's
he practically water..
Sometimes he hangs off the end of ass
And fall in the toilet,
cos he's just clinging to your
And he drop off, and so you shake your ass around..
And try to get it to in the toilet
And it does..

Mr the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves, he leave too..
Flush him down, but he's gone,
His smell and his spirit on.
ho!