In The Quiet Of The Evening

When I listen, in the quiet of the evening
What do I hear?
Water dripping, dripping
In the quiet of the evening

When I listen, in the quiet of the evening
What do I hear?
Crickets chirping, chirping
In the quiet of the evening
I hear a bullfrog croaking all night long
(Hi, Uncle Ben!)
A hoot owl hooting his evening song

When I listen, in the quiet of the evening, argh!
What do I hear?
Dogs bow-wowing
What do I hear?
Cats meowing
Brown bears snoring, tigers roaring
Oh, it's the sound of Mother Nature murmuring low (let yourself go!)

Argh...when I listen, in the quiet of the evening...Argh!
This is the loudest quiet I've ever listened to!
Will you guys keep it down!
Somebody's trying to sing out here!