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Ernie Helps Bert With His Sneeze

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"Ernie Helps Bert With His Sneeze" (2006)

"Ernie Helps Bert With His Sneeze" Videos

Sesame Street - Bert's Big Sneeze (1969)
Sesame Street - Bert's Big Sneeze (1969)
Sesame Street - Bert Sneezing
Sesame Street - Bert Sneezing
Sesame Street - Anything Muppet Sneeze (1969)
Sesame Street - Anything Muppet Sneeze (1969)
Sesame Street - Bert Needs Ernie's Help With The Groceries
Sesame Street - Bert Needs Ernie's Help With The Groceries
Sesame Street - The Mysterious Nose-Snatcher - Ernie and Bert (1969)
Sesame Street - The Mysterious Nose-Snatcher - Ernie and Bert (1969)
Sesame Street Bert and Ernie Sketch bedtime
Sesame Street Bert and Ernie Sketch bedtime
Classic Sesame Street   Bert Is Sick
Classic Sesame Street Bert Is Sick
Classic Sesame Street   Ernie And Bert The Doctor
Classic Sesame Street Ernie And Bert The Doctor
Sesame Street's Noses falls off
Sesame Street's Noses falls off
Sesame Street: Bert Helps Ernie Imagine
Sesame Street: Bert Helps Ernie Imagine
Bert Sneezing
Bert Sneezing
Sesame Street: A Portrait of Bert, By Ernie
Sesame Street: A Portrait of Bert, By Ernie
Sesame Street and Elmo's World: Bert and Ernie's all bedtime sketches & scenes
Sesame Street and Elmo's World: Bert and Ernie's all bedtime sketches & scenes
Sesame Street episode of Bert & Ernie
Sesame Street episode of Bert & Ernie
Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie
Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie
Ernie is "Bert" Watching #sesamestreet
Ernie is "Bert" Watching #sesamestreet
Bert Feels Cold | Sesame Street Classic
Bert Feels Cold | Sesame Street Classic
Classic Sesame Street - Ernie's Feelings Game
Classic Sesame Street - Ernie's Feelings Game
Bert and Ernie
Bert and Ernie
Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie's Science Experiment
Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie's Science Experiment

Lyrics

Bert: "Ahhhh....ahhhh...."
Ernie: "Hey Bert, what's wrong?"
Bert: "I think I'm going to sneeze."
Ernie: "Bert, you can't sneeze, you don't have a hanky. You can't sneeze without a hanky."
Bert: "I know, can you go get one, Ernie? Please hurry!"
Ernie: "Wait right there. (he runs off, returns with a large hanky) Okay you can sneeze now."
Bert: "Ahh, ahhh, just hold it right there, Ernie."
Ernie: "Just sneeze any way you want to."
Bert: "Hold it that way, aaaahhhh, AAAhhhhh, I can feel it coming, AAAAAHHHH, It's going to be a big one--AAACCCCCHHHHOOOOoooo!!! (Bert buries his nose in the hanky, but when he lifts his head, his nose is still in Ernie's hand!) (nasally) That's better! Thanks, Ernie."
Ernie: "Uh, Bert? (taps him on the shoulder, shows him his nose.) This here's your nose. Looks like you sneezed your nose off."
Bert: (nasal) "Rats! (pause) Ernie, can you keep this quiet? Draw the drapes and...(softly) and put my nose back on!"
Ernie: "Why of course, kehehehe! That's what friends are for, aren't they, kehehehe?! They put their friends' noses back on!"
Bert: (nasal) "Ernie, cut the clowning, and just put my nose back on!"
Ernie: "Okay, okay." (Bert bends down, Ernie sticks it way over on the right side of his face, then starts laughing again)
Bert: "Ernie, what are you doing? That's not where my nose goes!"
Ernie: "Kehehehe! You should see where your nose is, Bert, kehehehe!"
Bert: "I can see it, yeah, out of my left eye I can see it! C'mon, Ernie, you know where it goes!"
Ernie: "Okay, just a minute." (Ernie pulls Bert's nose off and then sticks it above Bert's eyebrows, starts laughing again.)
Bert: "Is that your idea of where my nose goes? You know where it belongs!"
Ernie: "Kehehehe, it looks pretty funny right where it is, kehehehe!"
Bert: "Ho-ho. C'mon, Ernie, you know what to do, do it right!" (Bert bends down again, and Ernie moves Bert's nose down below Bert's chin, then laughes some more)
Ernie: "Kehehehe! You should see where it is now!"
Bert: "ERNIE! C'mon now, quit clowning around, do it right!"
Ernie: "Okay, hang on. (Ernie finally puts Bert's nose where it belongs) There!"
Bert: "Thanks, Ern. (pause) Oh no!"
Ernie: "What's the matter?"
Bert: "I think I'm going to sneeze again!"


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