Get You Mad

Yo yo
Mic check
Testing one, two
Ffff-fuck

So if I hurt your self-esteem
And you get dissed too badyo why you diss me?
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you hada big dick
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!"
You know I just be saying that to get you mad
"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!"nurse! nurse
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

What a wonderful dayI should go outside and play
Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade
In your driveway (what? ) and drive away
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with aids
Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache
You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill though
I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (mooooo!)
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed cage with +agent orange+
And wiped my ass with his page in source (here!)
The demon is here, steamin this year
I rip*mystikal's*voicebox out, scream in his ear (ahhhhhh!)
It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it
Give a fuck? i don't know what a fuck is to give it
"Yeah I don't think this guy is well " I'm high as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail

I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin
Lay your nuts on the dresser
Just your nut sack by itself
And bang them shits with a spiked bat
Cut your neck off and sew your head right back
And leave you like that

You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Christopher
Reeves, I was teething with strap throat
While your mother was breastfeeding
And gave her the flesh-eating disease
I'm filler than takin a hammer and beatin your knees
And walkin through south central LA, bleedin in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crypt? ) wakin up the next day in breathin machines
Flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes
On how you just got smoked, and if you do live
You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke

My attitude is worse than NWA's was
I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people
Who ain't have shit to do with it, like cool j does (my tattoo!)
You see me standin outside of your buildinscreamin
"Puffy is good, (hey!) but Slim Shady is for the children!" (wait!)
I look at my life in a new light -- fuck it
Give me two micsI write songs for me -- fuck what you like
You're probably hear me rap half-heartedcause I don't like rap anyway
I'm just tryin to get my porno career started
Every place and event +been there, done that+
Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
"Come on, let's go!"
Want a deal? study these 5 chapters
Lesson one throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson two face em and diss em (whattup dog? )
Don't give em a demokidnap em (I want you to come with me)
And make em come to your basement and listen
(You're gonna fuckin check this out)
Lesson three get a job at a labelswitch demos with canibus
And put yours on the owner's table (here listen!)
Lesson four 'know you heard this before'
"Hey let me get your numberI'll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest aandr you can find
Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
Lesson five get a hook-up at jive
Dress up like ICP. and have them come see you perform live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the streetI ain't
Givin you shit bitch - don't even bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin
Cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like Master
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
My balls broke both of her collarbones (oww!)
Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("it's all about me ")
Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono and gonorrhea ("you're a dick!")
And all three of my main girls said see-ya
Cause brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
(What? oh my god!) I splish splash while I'm takin a bath
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass ("oh! ooh shady! oooh!")
While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I hurt your self-esteem
And you get dissed too badyo why you diss me?
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you hada big dick
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!"
You know I just be saying that to get you mad
"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!"nurse! nurse
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

I know that makes you real mad, don't it?
That's right, slim shady (yup) sway and tech
Sprayin wreck (bitch)
And we don't give a heck (uh-uh)
Or a damn or a fuck or a shit
So suck my motherfuckin dick