Yo yo Mic one, two
So if I your self-esteem And you get too badyo why you diss me? You know I just be sayin to get you mad And when I rap about a buncha you wished you hada big dick You know I just be that to get you mad "I can't listen to that song, that too sad!" You I just be saying that to get you mad "He'll never make it, his is slit too bad!"nurse! nurse You know I be sayin that to get you mad
What a dayI should go outside and play no need to sit inside the house and hibernate Hi Renee! (oh hi!) I was about to toss a live grenade In your (what? ) and drive away Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with Blood drippin it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache You a lotta shit, but you was never ill though I'm enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a (mooooo!) Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in Wagin wars, on stage and sprayed cage with +agent orange+ And my ass with his page in source (here!) The is here, steamin this year I out, scream in his ear (ahhhhhh!) not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it Give a fuck? i don't know what a is to give it "Yeah I don't think guy is well " I'm high as hell I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his
I'll fuckin, fuckin Lay nuts on the dresser Just your nut by itself And bang them shits with a bat Cut your neck off and sew your head right And you like that
You just triggered the prick who mixed liquor Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer Christopher Reeves, I was teething strap throat your mother was breastfeeding And gave her the flesh-eating I'm filler than takin a hammer and beatin knees And walkin through south central LA, in jeans (Am I a Blood or a Crypt? ) wakin up the next day in breathin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes On how you got smoked, and if you do live You'll be too scared to tell it, a Biggie and 'Pac joke
My attitude is worse than was battle you over stupid shit and diss people Who ain't have shit to do with it, like j does (my tattoo!) You see me standin outside of your "Puffy is good, (hey!) but Slim is for the children!" (wait!) I look at my life in a new -- fuck it Give me two micsI write songs for me -- fuck what you You're probably hear me rap half-heartedcause I don't rap anyway I'm just tryin to get my career started Every place and event there, done that+ Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he "Come on, go!" Want a study these 5 chapters Lesson one demos as hard as you can at signed rappers Lesson two em and diss em (whattup dog? ) Don't give em a demokidnap em (I want you to come me) And make em come to your basement and (You're gonna fuckin check out) Lesson three get a job at a labelswitch with canibus And put yours on the table (here listen!) four 'know you heard this before' "Hey let me get numberI'll call you tomorrow, for sure!" Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get Get the whitest aandr you can Pull him aside and rap as as you can five get a hook-up at jive Dress up ICP. and have them come see you perform live And that's the key, but you see me on the streetI ain't Givin you shit bitch - don't bother askin me (get away from me) Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm Cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin Master Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and it so far in her mouth My balls broke of her collarbones (oww!) Told Mya shit was all about me-ah ("it's all about me ") Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono and ("you're a dick!") And all three of my main girls see-ya brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah (What? oh my god!) I splish splash I'm takin a bath a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh White -- fuckin your wife in the ass ("oh! ooh shady! oooh!") While you're out gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass
So if I hurt your And you get too badyo why you diss me? You know I be sayin that to get you mad And when I rap a buncha shit you wished you hada big dick You know I just be that to get you mad "I can't to that song, that shit's too sad!" You know I just be that to get you mad "He'll never make it, his wrist is too bad!"nurse! nurse You know I just be sayin to get you mad
I that makes you real mad, don't it? That's right, slim shady (yup) sway and wreck (bitch) And we don't a heck (uh-uh) Or a damn or a or a shit So suck my motherfuckin