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Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous Four cassette
and a cassette recorder
in Ecuador with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan
Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have vendettas towards men
Dickhead is forced in 'till there's shredded foreskin
Reddish torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion
Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get abortions
Fetish for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption
Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a floor
A predator, I'm headed for competitors
Better warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals
I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a thesaurus
Yes, of course, a mess of warrants
You want some? Come and get some, boys!
I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points,
and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the court
with a bullseye on his back
His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Desert Storm
Appetite for destruction, there's no suppressant for
Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every morsel
Unpleasant, horrible; hello, gorgeous!
The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you wanna get sexual?"
She said, "However I fit in your schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired tags on the Saturn...
Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter
Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock
Had a heart attack, and dropped dead
Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff
Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my satchel
Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock?
That was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic?
Bitch, get to massagin' this dick!
Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick
Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and ends with
There's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers
Misfit, blond, and nitwit
Like I've gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit
Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and became one...
Love to start shit
Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx
I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser,
shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come across
Olympic gymnast, been known for "some assaults"
A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer
Same damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es
Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume
on stage dancin' to "Brain Damage,"
What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters underwater
Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan
It's a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA strand
E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the stagehand
She wants kielbasa
Pre-arrange an escape plan
Three-inch blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate
You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundi
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