Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a orphan Endless source and reservoir of cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have vendettas men Dickhead is in 'till there's shredded foreskin torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I to Hell and fell a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a for him!
In my present form I'm Desert Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
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front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked over a fisherman's box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn brain scan results as Something's when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She kielbasa Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it
Addiction to and static Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never been The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more awkwarder cause innocence I robbed you of my fingers that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a hockey puck
The hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time traveling me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my first take, I'll you lie, I gush If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can some Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes mushed against your damn side, your puss and are squished What kind of attire's I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the match to ignite the Got to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might have to picket me like a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?