Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's shredded Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions Fetish for stickin' forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange and four inch heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick: Watch
front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and with not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Sparxxx I'm double up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever across gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach Same damn scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy on dancin' to "Brain Damage," the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma a bunch of Trump supporters underwater up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She wants an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who can't the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and away in the station wagon Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins like a pinwheel and begins like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never realer The of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable Fill a syringe, I...
Draw blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of when I'm fixing my problems my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many against me mind boggles And why I haven't back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I it in Diss you in lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush my first take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush mushed against your side, your puss and thighs are What kind of attire's I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Piper Chapman might just to picket me like a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you really surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I 69'ed the track
Why am I such a