Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous Four and a recorder in Ecuador Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use to settle scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's foreskin Reddish torn, and only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and shins, pregnant whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm for competitors Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and remorseful in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
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front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of Got a shoppin' list for you to run some and ends with There's not a bitch on this I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, mothafucka you'll ever come across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer Same damn brain results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an plan Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this candidate You say don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and Addict who escape the habit Continue to the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the tires 'finna get a case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the until he spins like a pinwheel and begins like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it the upper peninsula You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap When will I Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling with your traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, into history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you had fuckin' careers to end
But I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my take, I'll nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least three pant Tush mushed against your side, your puss and are squished kind of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' a flat
Light the match to ignite the Got knives to slash and hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just to picket me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as these I rap, and these bars, wouldn't it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?