Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous cassette and a cassette in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's shredded Reddish torn, and they're bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions Fetish for stickin' forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Desert for destruction, there's no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick sock
One and half a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some and ends with There's not a bitch on this I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark Kent's in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an plan Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of dang candidate You say don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell Congress I run land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and who can't escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann through the windshield of the Benz until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a with a thin build while his skin's peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When I quit? Never been realer The of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox a box cutter?
was for 50
Little slap on the wrist, be I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling with your traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my Wish my chest wasn't having to get rhymes off 'em But the fact I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush You're my first take, nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least three pant Tush mushed against damn side, your puss and are squished What kind of attire's I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the match to ignite the Got to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to picket me like a
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like And you aren't really at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the
Why am I such a