Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is in 'till there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal forks in, Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Desert Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in Had a heart attack, and dropped Started back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick: Apple
front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled sauce out of my satchel Knocked a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and with There's not a bitch on earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma a bunch of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She wants Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck sex!" Throw a and an AIDS test at him! Tell I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann through the windshield of the Benz until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a cement Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more awkwarder you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not give a hockey puck
The broad hunter the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many against me mind boggles And why I haven't back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your 'til I smear it in you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my take, I'll nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least three pant Tush mushed against your side, your puss and thighs are What kind of attire's I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?