Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Four cassette and a recorder in with Edward Norton
the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's shredded torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped Started fallin' back it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a list for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn brain scan as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She wants an escape plan Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang You say Trump don't ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business once I get in Second that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" a latex and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it
Addiction to friction and Addict who can't escape the to chase the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the until he like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a cement Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first Even pop on my pop shit, and it's popular be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of when I'm fixing my problems my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, I'll you lie, I gush If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can some Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, puss and are squished What kind of that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' like a
Light the match to the wrath Got to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the
Why am I a dick?