Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores women who have vendettas towards men is forced in 'till there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get Fetish for stickin' metal forks in, Skeletor, I to Hell and fell a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a mess of You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Desert Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back half in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick: Apple
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop David Hasselhoff Pulled sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of Got a list for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this I can be monogamous with She's
Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a crosser, shadiest you'll ever come across gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer Same damn scan results as Rainman's'es aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters Snuck up on 'em in in a gray van with a spray tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She wants Pre-arrange an plan blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business once I get in thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster 'finna get a case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann through the windshield of the Benz until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' a windmiller with a thin build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of my fingers that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling with your traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it back then I'm twisting wine like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I it in you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my take, I'll nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by your looks, and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least three pant Tush mushed against damn side, your puss and are squished What of attire's that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' like a
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to slash and slice in half Piper Chapman might have to picket me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a