Jumped out of the 2nd of a record store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette in Ecuador Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who vendettas towards men is forced in 'till there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a mess of You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice
One ball and half a dick: Apple
Cracked front axle, walked in a Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be with She's
Robin with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She kielbasa Pre-arrange an plan Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static Addict who can't escape the to chase the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation for the monster tires 'finna get a murder and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he a cement pillar for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never been The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first pop shit on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be awkwarder cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not give a hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's column the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't having to get rhymes off 'em But the fact that I so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie novel!
But my patience is thin I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush my first take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, puss and are squished What kind of attire's I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the match to ignite the Got to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as these I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?