Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous Four and a cassette in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is in 'till there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only bein' fed a Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, what I in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a mess of You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped Started fallin' back it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
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Cracked axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and ends not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Clark Kent's in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a crosser, shadiest you'll ever come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, dunk a bunch of Trump supporters underwater up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She wants an escape plan Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it
Addiction to and static who can't escape the habit Continue to the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you it at me encased in plastic
And Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense Revenge killer, syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first pop shit on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more awkwarder cause innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time traveling me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' to end
But then I think of Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush You're my first take, I'll you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch too small, least three pant sizes Tush mushed against damn side, your puss and thighs are What kind of that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' like a
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and slice in half Piper Chapman just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as these I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star the track
Why am I a dick?