Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and the origin of the Headless Horseman
with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's shredded Reddish torn, and only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal in, self-absorption Skeletor, I to Hell and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Desert for destruction, there's no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick: Apple
Cracked front axle, in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a on this earth I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile Misfit, blond, and Like gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a crosser, shadiest mothafucka ever come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, dunk a bunch of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a van with a spray tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She kielbasa Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang You say Trump don't kiss ass a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and Addict who can't escape the to chase the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you it at me encased in plastic
And Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins like a and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin while his skin's peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it the upper peninsula You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap When will I quit? been realer The of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more awkwarder cause innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad hunter with the off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time traveling me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems Wish my chest having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so rappers against me mind boggles And why I come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, I'll you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady a push You can get it in the can some Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush mushed your damn side, your puss and are squished What of attire's that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Piper Chapman might just have to picket me a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start rhymes like that And you aren't really at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the
Why am I a dick?