Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous cassette and a cassette in Ecuador Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Horseman
with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and shins, pregnant whores can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four heels to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and a dick: Apple Watch
front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and ends There's not a on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, to cause a stomach ulcer damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma a bunch of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She kielbasa Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and Addict who can't the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in
And Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a with a thin build while his skin's peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more awkwarder cause innocence I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling with your traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush You're my first take, I'll you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Jeans too small, least three pant Tush mushed your damn side, your puss and thighs are What kind of that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?