Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous cassette and a recorder in Ecuador Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is in 'till there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get Fetish for stickin' metal forks in, Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a orange dress and four inch heels to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Desert for destruction, there's no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back half in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead Started fallin' back it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
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Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and with There's not a bitch on this I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a crosser, shadiest you'll ever come across gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer Same brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma a bunch of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own for the fundin' And what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first order of I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell Congress I run land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who can't escape the Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate would it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz until he like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first Even pop on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of my fingers that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Reeve's spine column That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't having to get these off 'em But the that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my first take, I'll you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least three pant Tush mushed against your damn side, your and thighs are kind of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the
Why am I such a