Jumped out of the 2nd of a record store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have vendettas men Dickhead is forced in there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only bein' fed a Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I to Hell and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a of warrants You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice
One ball and a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me Bitch, get to massagin' dick! spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run odds and ends with There's not a on this earth I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' launchers Misfit, blond, and I've gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a of Trump supporters underwater up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business I get in office Second that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static who can't escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz until he spins like a pinwheel and feelin' like a windmiller with a thin while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When I quit? Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I you of my fingers that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, into history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't having to get rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush my first take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can some Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush against your damn side, your puss and thighs are What kind of that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman just have to picket me like a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as these I rap, and these bars, dial it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a