Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who vendettas towards men is forced in 'till there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm headed for warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four heels to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice
One ball and half a dick: Apple
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of Got a shoppin' list for you to run some and ends with not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever across gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach Same damn brain scan results as Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to status
Run the faucet, I'mma a bunch of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She kielbasa an escape plan Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and it snappy
to friction and static Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the until he like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a with a thin build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he a cement pillar for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When I quit? Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, I'll you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least pant sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, your and are squished What kind of that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and slice in half Piper Chapman might just have to picket me like a
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, dial it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a