Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous cassette and a cassette in with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's shredded Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm headed for warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a store
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a orange dress and four inch heels to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present I'm Desert Storm for destruction, there's no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with Hasselhoff Pulled sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, on it with gobs of lipstick Got a list for you to run some odds and ends with not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach Same damn brain scan as Rainman's'es Something's aweful Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an plan Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" a latex and an AIDS test at him! Tell I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and Addict who can't escape the Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in
And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben in a suspense thriller killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more awkwarder cause innocence I robbed you of my fingers that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time with me Try and follow, as I wobble, into history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of when I'm fixing my problems my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the franchise a push You can get it in the can some Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush mushed against damn side, your puss and thighs are What kind of that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to slash and hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to picket me a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?