Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record with a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have vendettas men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's foreskin Reddish torn, and they're bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm for competitors warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One and half a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Pulled sauce out of my satchel over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some and ends with There's not a on this earth I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest you'll ever come across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a ulcer damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma a bunch of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She kielbasa Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business once I get in thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell Congress I run land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who can't escape the Continue to the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the wagon Stacey Dash's and Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in
And send Dylann Roof the windshield of the Benz until he like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build his skin's peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When I quit? Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're I robbed you of It's my fingers got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad hunter with the sawed off an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, into history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush You're my take, I'll nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least three pant Tush mushed against damn side, your puss and are squished kind of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Piper Chapman just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a