Jumped out of the 2nd of a record store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have vendettas men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions Fetish for stickin' forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm headed for warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a for him!
In my present I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and remorseful in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped Started fallin' back with it, and got with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me Bitch, get to massagin' dick! spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a list for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka ever come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer Same damn brain results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She wants Pre-arrange an plan blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Major Magics as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster 'finna get a murder case and it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin while his skin's peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more awkwarder you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Reeve's spine column That's the plan of when I'm fixing my problems Wish my wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I been rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush You're my first take, nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush against your damn side, your puss and thighs are What kind of attire's I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to picket me like a
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I 69'ed the track
Why am I such a