Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Four cassette and a cassette in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of I make up for in metaphors a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You want some? and get some, boys! I'm Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and remorseful in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop David Hasselhoff Pulled sauce out of my satchel over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a of Trump supporters underwater up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She kielbasa an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the And that's you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me in plastic
And send Dylann through the windshield of the Benz until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller a thin build while his skin's peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first Even pop on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be awkwarder cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris spine column That's the plan of attack I'm fixing my problems my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, I'll you lie, I gush If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least three pant Tush against your damn side, your puss and are squished What kind of that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' like a
the match to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Piper Chapman might just have to picket me a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the
Why am I a dick?