Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have vendettas men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's foreskin Reddish torn, and they're bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get Fetish for stickin' metal forks in, Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm for destruction, there's no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a Apple Watch
Cracked axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and ends There's not a bitch on earth I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and I've gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Sparxxx I'm double up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer Same damn brain scan results as Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and it snappy
to friction and static Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he a cement pillar Swing for the like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never been The of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of my fingers that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time traveling me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind And why I come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush You're my first take, nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can some Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least three pant mushed against your damn side, your puss and thighs are What kind of that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
the match to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and slice in half Piper Chapman might just have to picket me like a
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, dial it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a