Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Four cassette and a cassette in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have vendettas men is forced in 'till there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and shins, pregnant whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, what I in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and inch heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Desert Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped Started fallin' back it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
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Cracked front axle, in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked over a tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a list for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark Kent's in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, mothafucka you'll ever come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma a bunch of Trump supporters underwater up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business once I get in Second thing that'll me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and Addict who can't escape the to chase the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in
And send Roof through the windshield of the Benz he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build his skin's peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I you of It's my fingers got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I been rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady a push You can get it in the can some Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, puss and are squished What kind of attire's I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the match to ignite the Got knives to slash and hermaphrodites in half Piper might just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?