Tim Westwood Freestyle

I Wasn't Born Mean I Was Pushed To Stretch It,
I Walk The Streets Looking For Some Puss To Fetch Me
I'm Like A Vegi Brains Turn The Mush Im Edgie
Edgie Enough To Give Regie Bush A Wedgie
If He Dont Give Me Kim Things Could Get Messy
So Pass It Ass To Me Let Me Squish The Left Cheek
And Push Against The Right One Till Its Smushed Against Me
And Leave A Dead Body In The Woods
The Mc, With The Christopher Reef Beef
We Started Off On The Wrong Foot
Or Should I Say Fake Leg Made Out Of Wood I Shouldnt
Yes I Should Riding Through The Hood Im Chilling With Westwood Im Quite Mellow
A White Fellow
My Pee Is Bright Yellow
I Like Jellow, Im Like Hello
To A Cute Little Dyke On The Mic Im Kinda Like

Me And West Wood Blastin Off
Jackin Off In A Pair Acid Washs
Bumpin Asher Roth
Cruisin Drastic Til I Damn Near Crash The Car
Try Ta Smash Em Of Of The Dash
Hit The Over Pass
Went Off, Over The Bridge
Into On Coming Traffic Caused
A Massive Fourty-two Car Pile Up
Not A Scratch At All
Hopped Up Holding An Axe And Saw
Jason Mask Is Off
And My Face Is Plastered In Tobasco Sauce
Spittin Flame Kickin Fire Out Ya Ass
Ya Lil Fag You Can Pass It On Or Battery Acid Dawg
You Dont Wanna Get My Ass Ticked Of
Im Harder Than Playing Basketball
While Im Going Through Cracc Withdrawls
Dick So Big Its Like Elastic
I Tie It In A Knot And It Looks Like Mr. Fantastic
Crossed The Path Of Plastic Man With A Drastic Force
Put My Penis On Classic Sports.

Once Again It's The Sinister Cynical Minister Shady
Kryptonite To Superman He's A Dentist To Amy
Administer Of The Pain
Just Finished Huffin The Paint
And Muffled The Fumes Like It
Was Nothin Because It Ain't
Anything In His His Way
His Enemies He Just Slays
His Venom He Sprays
Reaches Like Beams Of Energy Rays
Menecing Stance
He Plans Making The Hairs All On The Back Of Your Neck Stand
Like Dracula Yep
Spectacular Rep He's A Tarantula
Gargantuan Yeah Angela
So I Command You To Start Dancin
Part Manson Part Hannibal
Part Mechanical Shark Throwin
Animal Parts At Scarlett Johannson
Enter My Gas Chamber
Ya Gangster? My Ass
He's Got His Fangs To Your Neck
He's Set To Strangle Your Ass Hater
Your Facin A Task Greater
He's Chasin Your Ass
He's Got His Face In A Mask
And Blood Stains On His Glass Table
I'm Checking The Exposure
Of Photos And Be Exposing
Myself Locked Inside Of A Cozy Hotel Posing
With Or Without Clothing
Next To The Decomposing
Bodies Eroding While I'm Dosing Off
Overdosing
Windows Opening Shutting
Doors Opening Closing
I Think There's A Ghost
Too Much Hydrocodone And Codeine
I Was Only Supposed To Swallow Half
I Took The Whole Thing
I'm Not Joking
I Think I Just Snorted My Nosering
I Need A Drink I'm Standing Over The Sink Hosing
Myself Self Loathing Cause I'm On The Brink Closely
I Don't Wanna Think
This'll Make Everything Rosy
Beverly Sings Scream While I'm Severing
Three Toesies
Totally Frozen While I Close In
I'm Yodelling Rosyyyyyy Won't You Come Out To Play
No Sense Wasting Time
Cutting And Pasting Headlines Of The Papers
Making Shrines Of My Crimes And Capers
My Words Are Whirlwinds
I Murdered My Girlfriends
Go To Europe And Put Neruphins In My Syrup
And Stirred Them
You've Never Heard Them Like This
So Don't Encourage Them
The Neurosurgeon Coke Lyrics
And Lyrics Worsen
The Kind Of Person
To Get Katie Couric To Curse And
Eighty Spirits Of Ladies Get Shady Murdered The Virgin
Crazy Turn Of The Events That He Emerged
To Go To The World And reeled in The Children
Load Them Into The Building
And Kill'm And Bury Them In The Mud
And Mildew And He Will Do What He Feels
And Still Will Spit Drawin The Gold Like Rumplestilskin
Cotton And Silk, Motrin And Tylenol Three Pills
The Real Slim Shady's Entered The Buildin
Nothin But Crumpled Leaves And Tumbleweeds Up In This Bitch, Mildred
He's Amped With It He Still Shouldn't Be Healed
There's No One As Sick As He
Emcees Will Get Free Friekazied On The Grill.