You'll Never Work In Dis Bidness Again

They told me before I started
This never ever would work out
Stay in school, don't be a fool
But I had to see what life was about

So, I went to Biloxi seekin' fortune and fame
I got hired, I got fired, I got called dirty names

You'll never, never, work in dis bidness again
You'll never, never, work in dis bidness again

I knew I needed representation
I found it one night in a bar
He was a bondsman and a part-time agent
He said, that he could make me a star

He said, "You don't have to be that good
To make it out in Hollywood
You just have to change and complain"

Or you'll never, never work in dis bidness again
No, you'll never, never, work in dis bidness again

I parked cars at the rainbow, I sold maps of the stars
I had my nose broke in 'Spago'
When I puked on the bar
All I played's a double barmitzvah
Bubba played a double barmitzvah

It's a jungle out there, I don't care
I'm going back to my predator friends

I will never, never, work in this bidness again
I'll never, ever work in this bidness again
No, you'll never, never, work in this bidness again