Math Suks

If necessity is the mother of invention
Then Id like to kill the guy who invented this
The numbers come together in some kind of third dimension
A regular algebraic bliss

Lets start with something simple like 1 and 1 aint 3
Any 2 plus 2 will never get you 5
Theres fractions in my subtraction and x dont equal y
But my homework is bound to multiply

Math suks, math suks
Id like to burn this text book, I hate that stuff so much
Math suks, math suks
Sometimes I think that I dont know that much
But math suks

I got so bored with my homework, I turned on the TV
The beauty contest winners were all smiling through their teeth
Then they asked the new Miss America
"Hey babe, can you add up all those bucks?"
She looked puzzled, then just said, "Math suks"

Math suks, math suks
You dont even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it
Math suks, math suks
Sometime times I think that I dont know that much
But math suks

Geometry, trigonometry and if that dont tax your brain
There are numbers too big to be named
Numerical precision is a science with a mission
And I think it's gonna drive me insane

Parents fighting with their children and the congress cant agree
Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly
Management and labor keep rattling old sabers
Quacking like those Peabody ducks

Math suks, math suks
You dont even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it
Math suks, math suks
Sometime times I think that I dont know that much
But math suks

Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one
Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one
Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one
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