Luyện nghe bài hát Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen (skit)

> >Hi,
> >Good morning, and Gentlemen. This is your captain (stinky face)
> >Welcoming you on Unit. We apologize for the
> delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some
> >Overtime I had to put in at the bakery and my farm.
> >This is 126 to Jamaica.
> >Landing in is not guaranteed, but we may end up
> in the south.
> >If luck is in our favor, we may be landing on your village!
> Unit has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety
> >Standards are so high that even terrorists are to fly with
> >Us!
> >It is with great pleasure; I announce since starting this year
> >Over 50% of our passengers have their destination. If our
> are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
> >To
> off!
> >To make your free fall to earth and memorable, we serve
> >Complimentary tea and Bibi biscuits! For our not-so-religious
> >Passengers, we are the only airline who can help you out if
>
> is a God!
> >We to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
> >Shown as we forgot to record it the television. But for our
>
> >Buffs, we will be flying next to British airways, where their
> >Movie be
> >Visible from the side of the cabin window.
> >There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any you see in the
> >Cabin is only the early system on the engines telling us to
>
> >Down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as
> >As
> >Possible for the best view. If, however, we go a too close,
> >Do let us by miss callin the pilot on he' mobile.
> >Our enthusiastic sometimes flies right through the landmark!
>
> >Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an position for take-off
>
> >Fasten your seatbelt. For of you who can't find a seatbelt,
> >Kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat, and for
> >Of you
> can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a
> >Stewardess who will explain how to fasten to your
> >Suitcase."
> >Enjoy Unit.
> a nice day.
> Unit.
> >
> END.