Luyện nghe bài hát Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen (skit)

> >Hi,
> >Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your (stinky face)
> >Welcoming you on Unit. We apologize for the
> >Four-day in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some
> >Overtime I had to put in at the bakery and my farm.
> >This is 126 to Jamaica.
> >Landing in is not guaranteed, but we may end up
> in the south.
> >If luck is in our favor, we may even be on your village!
> Unit has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety
> are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with
> >Us!
> >It is with great pleasure; I announce that since this year
> >Over 50% of our passengers have reached destination. If our
> >Engines are too for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
> >To
> off!
> >To make your free fall to earth and memorable, we serve
> >Complimentary Bongo tea and Bibi biscuits! For our
> >Passengers, we are the airline who can help you find out if
>
> is a God!
> >We regret to inform you, that in-flight movie will not be
> as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our
>
> >Buffs, we will be flying right next to airways, where their
> >Movie be
> >Visible from the side of the cabin window.
> >There is no allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the
> >Cabin is the early warning system on the engines telling us to
>
> >Down! In order to important landmarks, we try to fly as close
> >As
> >Possible for the view. If, however, we go a little too close,
> >Do let us know by miss callin the on he' mobile.
> >Our enthusiastic co-pilot flies right through the landmark!
>
> >Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for
>
> >Fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who find a seatbelt,
> fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat, and for those
> >Of you
> >Who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch a
> >Stewardess who will how to fasten yourself to your
> >Suitcase."
> Bokasa Unit.
> >Have a day.
> Unit.
> >
> END.