Luyện nghe bài hát Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen (skit)

> >Hi,
> >Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. is your captain (stinky face)
> >Welcoming you on Bokasa Unit. We for the
> >Four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and
> >Overtime I had to put in at the and my poultry farm.
> is flight 126 to Jamaica.
> in Jamaica is not guaranteed, but we may end up
> in the south.
> >If luck is in our favor, we may even be on your village!
> >Bokasa has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety
> >Standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly
> >Us!
> >It is with great pleasure; I that since starting this year
> >Over 50% of our have reached their destination. If our
> >Engines are too for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
> >To
> off!
> >To make your free to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
> Bongo tea and Bibi biscuits! For our not-so-religious
> >Passengers, we are the only airline who can help you out if
>
> is a God!
> >We regret to you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
> >Shown as we forgot to record it the television. But for our
>
> >Buffs, we will be right next to British airways, where their
> will be
> >Visible from the right side of the window.
> >There is no smoking in this plane. Any smoke you see in the
> >Cabin is the early warning system on the engines telling us to
>
> >Down! In order to important landmarks, we try to fly as close
> >As
> >Possible for the best view. If, however, we go a too close,
> >Do let us know by miss the pilot on he' mobile.
> >Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes right through the landmark!
>
> >Kindly be seated, keep seat in an upright position for take-off
>
> your seatbelt. For those of you who can't find a seatbelt,
> >Kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat, and for
> >Of you
> >Who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch a
> >Stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to
> >Suitcase."
> Bokasa Unit.
> a nice day.
> Unit.
> >
> END.