Luyện nghe bài hát Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen (skit)

> >Hi,
> >Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is captain (stinky face)
> you on Bokasa Unit. We apologize for the
> >Four-day delay in off, it was due to bad weather and some
> >Overtime I had to put in at the bakery and my farm.
> >This is 126 to Jamaica.
> >Landing in is not guaranteed, but we may end up
> in the south.
> >If is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!
> >Bokasa has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety
> >Standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly
> >Us!
> >It is great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year
> >Over 50% of our have reached their destination. If our
> >Engines are too noisy for you, on request, we can arrange
> >To
> off!
> >To make your free fall to earth and memorable, we serve
> >Complimentary Bongo tea and biscuits! For our not-so-religious
> >Passengers, we are the only who can help you find out if
>
> is a God!
> >We to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
> >Shown as we to record it from the television. But for our
>
> >Buffs, we will be flying right next to British airways, where
> will be
> >Visible from the right of the cabin window.
> >There is no allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the
> >Cabin is only the early warning on the engines telling us to
>
> >Down! In order to catch landmarks, we try to fly as close
> >As
> for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close,
> >Do let us by miss callin the pilot on he' mobile.
> >Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes right through the landmark!
>
> >Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an position for take-off
>
> >Fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who find a seatbelt,
> >Kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat, and for
> >Of you
> >Who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in with a
> who will explain how to fasten yourself to your
> >Suitcase."
> Bokasa Unit.
> a nice day.
> Unit.
> >
> END.