Luyện nghe bài hát The Irony Of It All

Hello, hello, my name's and I'm a law-abider
There's nothin' I like more gettin' fired up on beer
And when the here
I my right to get paralytic and fight

Good Bloke
But I get well leery when geezers look at me
Bounce 'em round like
I'm to cause mischief

Good grief you must believe
And I no thief, law-abidin' and all, all legal
And who cares about my liver when it good?
What you need is some real

Rasher, rasher, burnin' up
Puttin' people's up
disorder, I'll give you public disorder
I down pints and run all over the place

Spit in the face of an officer, see if that ya
'Cause I never broke a law in my
Some day I'm gonna settle with a wife
Come on lads let's have another

Um, hello, my Tim and I'm a criminal
In the eyes of I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I
This ain't no wholesale

Just a few and some play station's my vocation
I a threat to the nation
And the station the police hold no patience
Let's talk space and

I to get deep sometimes
And think Einstein and Carl Jung
And old Kung Fu movies I to see
Pass the hydrator please, yeah, I'm on thin air

Going to in the New Year, top gear there
'Cause I take pride in my
Home-made using my engineering degree
"Dear leaders, legalize weed for these reasons"

Like I was saying to him, I told him, "Fuck me and you won't live"
So I smacked him in the head and another carling
Bada bing, for the lad's like, mad fight
His face a sad sight, Vodka and Bite

on like a right geez, he's a twat
Shouldn't have at me like that
Anyway, I'm an citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the front with 'em

Can't stand crime either, them
On heroin, and criminals
Those thugs are the of the downfall of society
I've got all the anger pent up of me

You know, I see why I should be the criminal
How can with no recorded fatalities be illegal?
And how many are there per year from alcohol?
I just completed turismo on the hardest settin'

We no threat on my city
Ooh, the pizza's here, will someone let him in
We didn't chicken
Not a problem, we'll it out

I they meant to mess us about
After all all adults, not louts
As I was sayin', we're peaceful people
We're not the out there causin' trouble

We sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
Discussing how beautiful Gail is
MTV, BBC 2, 4 is on until six in the mornin'
Then six in the mornin' the sun dawns and it's my

trouble?
Your stinkin' boys
Saying I'm the lad who's it
You're on

It really bugs me when try and tell me I'm a thug
Just for gettin' drunk, I like drunk
'Cause I'm an upstandin'
If a war came along I'd be on the front with 'em

Now Terry, you're yourself
But okay, drunk people can't help that
A chemical happenin' inside your brain
Causes you to what you're sayin'

What? I exactly what I'm sayin'
I'm sane
You student lameo
Go get a job and robbin' us of our taxes

Um, well actually to research
Government fundin' for further education pales in
When compared to how much they spend on repairin' leery drunk At the weekend, in casualty wards all over the land

Why you little swine come here
I'm gonna batter ya, come